Your Week 13 College Football Scores

Thursday, November 26th, 2009

10 am ET: Morning! Happy Thanksgiving! I'm clearly not here, but I will definitely be watching football later tonight. Turns out the Lone Star Showdown is the best game of the day because the NFL scheduler is on crack and decided the Lions and Raiders should get this kind of ...

Your Week Nine College Football Scores

Saturday, October 31st, 2009

Record after week eight: 91-48, 68-70-1 AS Week 9 Picks 10 am ET: Morning! It's time for college gameday and for the first time all season, I'm probably awake. Hooray for early Saturdays! Phillips and I will be watching from (probably) Nick's in Bloomington, as we watch the Indiana/Iowa game and pray ...

Your Week Eight College Football Scores

Saturday, October 24th, 2009

10 am ET: We're coming to you LIVE from Ryan Field in whateverthehellsuburbNorthwesternisin, Illinois! Okay, not really. I'm still asleep because it's the GD weekend and I'm sure as hell not on my way to Evanston to watch IU football. This baby-daddy ain't got the money for that road trip. Phillips ...

The Biggest “Balloon Boys” In College Football

Monday, October 19th, 2009

The awesome hoax last week perpetrated by two very loving, not insane in any way, fame-at-all-costs parents got me thinking about college football. Not that it takes major news events for me to ponder collegiate football, but I'm trying to build up to something here, OK? Point is, I was wondering ...

Your Week Five College Football Picks

Friday, October 2nd, 2009

Record after week four: 50-28, 39-38-1 AS 12 pm ET (22) Michigan (4-0) at Michigan State (1-3) (+2) Wow, MSU got way worse in one season. Who knew Brian Hoyer was so valuable? Actually, I'm not even sure that's his name. It was some dude for State last year who was super mediocre, ...

College Football Personality Test

Friday, September 4th, 2009

With the start of the college football season we thought we'd put together a handy guide for those of you out there who aren't sure where to focus your attention this season. We've compiled a list of questions, our College Football Personality Test. Each answer has a numerical value, one through ...