Championship Game Reflections

Friday, January 8th, 2010

Boy, that was worth five weeks of build-up. (Zzzzzzz). Anyway, despite the fact that I am sick and delirious like Eddie Murphy, I have attempted writing the following observations that I made during the underwhelming national championship matchup between Alabama and Texas. Because the system in place is way more exciting ...

Your College Football Bowls Preview Part Eight

Wednesday, December 30th, 2009

Here's a travesty for you: how the hell did Colt McCoy beat out Case Keenum for the O'Brien Award? A quick statistical comparison: Colt McCoy: 3,512 yards, 27 TD, 12 INT, 7.5 YPA, 30 sacks, 147.46 rating Case Keenum: 5,449 yards, 43 TD, 9 INT, 8.27 YPA, 16 sacks, 159.28 rating And Keenum ...

Your Week 13 College Football Scores

Thursday, November 26th, 2009

10 am ET: Morning! Happy Thanksgiving! I'm clearly not here, but I will definitely be watching football later tonight. Turns out the Lone Star Showdown is the best game of the day because the NFL scheduler is on crack and decided the Lions and Raiders should get this kind of ...

Your Week Nine College Football Scores

Saturday, October 31st, 2009

Record after week eight: 91-48, 68-70-1 AS Week 9 Picks 10 am ET: Morning! It's time for college gameday and for the first time all season, I'm probably awake. Hooray for early Saturdays! Phillips and I will be watching from (probably) Nick's in Bloomington, as we watch the Indiana/Iowa game and pray ...

Your Week Eight College Football Scores

Saturday, October 24th, 2009

10 am ET: We're coming to you LIVE from Ryan Field in whateverthehellsuburbNorthwesternisin, Illinois! Okay, not really. I'm still asleep because it's the GD weekend and I'm sure as hell not on my way to Evanston to watch IU football. This baby-daddy ain't got the money for that road trip. Phillips ...

The Biggest “Balloon Boys” In College Football

Monday, October 19th, 2009

The awesome hoax last week perpetrated by two very loving, not insane in any way, fame-at-all-costs parents got me thinking about college football. Not that it takes major news events for me to ponder collegiate football, but I'm trying to build up to something here, OK? Point is, I was wondering ...

Your Week Five College Football Picks

Friday, October 2nd, 2009

Record after week four: 50-28, 39-38-1 AS 12 pm ET (22) Michigan (4-0) at Michigan State (1-3) (+2) Wow, MSU got way worse in one season. Who knew Brian Hoyer was so valuable? Actually, I'm not even sure that's his name. It was some dude for State last year who was super mediocre, ...