Friday, February 11th, 2011
Good news, Cleveland fans! This year's Cavaliers aren't even the worst team in your city's glorious history.
Or are they?
The distinction of worst team in the history of Cleveland -- if not all of sports -- has long been the domain of the 1899 Cleveland Spiders, who finished a putrid 20-134 ...
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Tuesday, September 7th, 2010
I have never seen Florida Marlins owner Jeffrey Loria in person, and I never really want to. And not just because the guy is a total douchenozzle. I've always had this mental image of Loria being no taller than 5-foot-4, allowing his physique to match his Napoleonic attitude. (It also ...
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Monday, December 29th, 2008
So Detroit Lions fans, it was a bad year. No shit, Sherlock, I know.
Usually I wouldn’t give a damn about the hopes and dreams of Lions fans. I’m a Bears fan. Y’all can really burn in hell for all I could care. That’s what Barry Sanders and Herman Moore will ...
Posted in Cleveland Spiders, Detroit Lions, Detroit Sucks, Jim Morrison, Jimi Henrdix, Lindsay Lohan, Napoleon, Pee-wee Herman, Robespierre | 5 Comments »
