Whatchu Talkin Bout…Hillis?

Tuesday, April 19th, 2011

The battle for Madden '12 cover boy (Motto: The only place you'll see the NFL in 2011-12!) has been narrowed down to Eagles quarterback Michael Vick and Cleveland Browns running back Jim Brown. Wait, what's that? (Looks at screen again) Browns running back PEYTON HILLIS? What the... On the surface, this appears to ...

Da’Quan Bowers’ Draft Stock Continues Monumental Fall

Friday, April 1st, 2011

Less than three months ago Clemson defensive end Da'Quan Bowers was firmly in consideration to be the No. 1 pick in the 2011 NFL Draft. Fast forward to today and no one is really sure where he'll end up or how low he'll fall. Bowers has been battling a knee injury ...

Fan Sues The NFL, Misses The Point

Saturday, March 26th, 2011

Ken Lanci, a millionaire businessman from Ohio, has sued the NFL for breaching its contract with him by locking out the players and preventing him from purchasing season tickets through his Personal Seat License. "It's a fight between billionaires and millionaires. There isn't any sympathy for multi-millionaires. It's just not going ...

Pat Shurmur The Favorite For Cleveland Browns Job?

Monday, January 10th, 2011

Like most of you, my first question was "who the hell is Pat Shurmur?" Well, he's currently the offensive coordinator of the St. Louis Rams, and he's also apparently emerging as the favorite for the head coaching job in Cleveland. The Browns are (reportedly) currently favoring Shurmur over Falcons offensive coordinator ...

Jon Gruden Next For The Cleveland Browns?

Tuesday, December 21st, 2010

The Cleveland Browns are currently grinding through a 5-9 season and head coach Eric Mangini may be in his last few weeks with the team. In fact, it is almost certain that he will be gone at the end of the season. So who would the Browns turn to in the ...

Weekend Not Bernie’s

Monday, December 20th, 2010

On Sunday night, former Browns quarterback/American legend Bernie Kosar saw his name ripped out of the record books by Johnny-come-lately Tom Brady. Brady established a new NFL record for most consecutive passes without an interception in a single season, making it to his 292nd straight pass without getting picked off, breaking ...

Josh Booty Gets Eight Grand For Getting Tased

Wednesday, August 11th, 2010

Former barely NFL quarterback Josh Booty settled a lawsuit against the Orange County sheriff's department alleging sheriff's deputies shot him with a stun gun while booking him for drunken driving. Booty's attorney, Tariq Hasan, claims the former awful quarterback will receive $8,619. In 2008 Booty, who was drafted by the Seattle Seahawks ...

The Oakland Raiders: Always Screwing Things Up For Everyone Else

Thursday, July 29th, 2010

The Oakland Raiders have done it again. For the second straight draft, the Raiders grabbed a player far higher than he was supposed to go, and have paid that player far more than his slot value. In 2009, the Raiders took receiver Darrius Heyward-Bey with the No. 7 pick in the ...