Sarah Shahi Topless Picture and Today’s Links

Monday, October 12th, 2009

Sarah Shahi is relaxing. I could really use some relaxing right about now. The Mike Zimmer story is really, really sad. And no, the Bengals beating Baltimore on Sunday does not make it better - Shutdown Corner Jonathan Crompton is your SEC player of the week. You read that right - A ...

Sophie Monk Bikini Picture and Today’s Links

Monday, September 28th, 2009

I don't know who Sophie Monk is or what she does, but she sure knows how to put together an outfit. I hope you're taking notes ladies. Thoughts from the weekend that was - Strait Pinkie Who dey? - The Legend of Cecilio Guante Jim Zorn taking coaching advice from Tom Cruise. This ...

Weekend! Football! Roundup!

Monday, September 14th, 2009

I have no idea if this will be a weekly feature or not, since I'm home sick from work today, but screw it, this is the blogosphere. We're above the law! Thus, I give you the five most fascinating stories from the weekend of college and NFL football. Super awesome update: ...

On The Prowl

Wednesday, September 2nd, 2009

Without a doubt, one of my favorite things in the world is the annual cheesy NFL Films team yearbook. No matter how bad, every team out there gets one, and no one in the world does a better job in the fine art of polishing a turd than the NFL ...

Tarvaris Jackson Out Of Minnesota This Week?

Monday, August 31st, 2009

We've all seen the writing on the wall for Tarvaris Jackson ever since Brett Favre was signed by the Minnesota Vikings, but just when will the fourth-year quarterback get the boot? It would appear that the Vikings' quarterback situation could be cleared up by Saturday when the team announces its ...

Chris Pressley Is My Favorite

Wednesday, August 19th, 2009

Aside from Carson Palmer's emergence as the best deadpan comedian since Mitch Hedberg, my favorite person from this season of Hard Knocks on HBO is rookie fullback Chris Pressley. But before I talk about him too much, watch this video of him squatting 610 pounds several times. For the record, that ...

TheBaker’s NFL Preview: Cincinnati Bengals

Monday, August 3rd, 2009

Aside from Wade Phillips in Dallas, there is no one in the NFL on a hotter seat than Marvin Lewis. The Cincinnati Bengals head coach most likely has third-degree burns on his ass. Oh, how quickly they forget. In 2005, Lewis led the Bengals to their first winning season and division title ...