Will Ferrell Does It Again

Thursday, February 9th, 2012

Just three days after his Super Bowl coup of brilliance, Will Ferrell was mixing sports and comedic irreverence in a way that... well, the movie Semi-Pro was supposed to. Ferrell introduced the visiting Chicago Bulls before their game at New Orleans on Wednesday night, throwing in an insult for each Bull ...

A Letter To Kyle Korver

Friday, May 27th, 2011

Dear Kyle, What's up my Ashton Kutcher-looking motherf*cker? The other day my buddy was saying something about you playing in the Eastern Conference Finals, and I was all like "No way dawg, there's no way I wouldn't notice an Ashton Kutcher-looking motherf*cker on the basketball court." But then I looked it up, and ...

Important Observations From Bulls-Heat Game 1

Monday, May 16th, 2011

- As the whole universe knows, the Heat celebrated like they actually won something last week when they topped the Over The Hill Gang in the second round since it was a hurdle that had previously eluded Srs. Wade and James, as well as Sra. Bosh in his not-many trips ...

Return of the Dick

Tuesday, May 3rd, 2011

We have documented before on this website the pox that one Dick Stockton seems to have brought upon Chicago athletics any time he calls a game. Or at least any time he calls a Cubs game, as he did for both of their wildly unsuccessful postseason trips in 2007 and ...

Carlos Boozer Will Try To Play For Chicago Bulls Tonight

Monday, May 2nd, 2011

Chicago Bulls forward Carlos Boozer is currently saddled with turf toe and sat out practice on Friday and Saturday. Despite the extremely painful injury, Boozer will apparently try to play in the opening game of Chicago's second round series against the Atlanta Hawks tonight. Boozer participated in part of Chicago's practice ...

The Chicago Bulls Play A Near-Perfect Half Of Basketball

Wednesday, March 23rd, 2011

Last night the Chicago Bulls put a 114-81 beatdown on the Atlanta Hawks. The Bulls were, in a word, impressive. But the final score doesn't even begin to tell the story of Chicago's complete and total dominance of the Hawks. No, in fact, last night's win over the Hawks was actually ...

Chicago is Poised to Run Away With the East

Tuesday, March 15th, 2011

This post isn't going to be about Derrick Rose deserving to be the NBA's Most Valuable Player. It's also not going to be about Tom Thibodeau being a legitimate candidate for the league's Coach of the Year. But given the flow of the forthcoming words those two points should be completely, ...

Jerry Reinsdorf: Chicago Bulls Can Win Four NBA Titles

Wednesday, March 9th, 2011

Chicago Bulls chairman Jerry Reinsdorf has never been one to keep his opinions to himself and that probably won't change any time soon. As the Bulls prepare to celebrate the 20th anniversary of the team's first NBA title, Reinsdorf told the Chicago Sun-Times that he thinks the current team is ...