Woe is Buffalo: America’s Most Miserable Sports City

Friday, July 11th, 2014

LeBron James' decision to return to Cleveland has had an unintended consequence: sealing Buffalo, New York's fate as the most mind-numbingly depressing city in which one can be a sports fan. For years, the competition on the opposite ends of Lake Erie was fierce and unrelenting. The resumes are remarkably similar: ...

Ireland Joins the Screwed

Thursday, November 19th, 2009

Out of everyone who writes for this blog, there is no doubt that I care the least about soccer. I mean, these dudes are calling it "footie" like they're actually European or something. But I do care about Ireland more than anyone on this blog since I actually lived there for ...

Clint Malarchuk: Lucky or Cursed?

Friday, October 10th, 2008

Clink Malarchuk is best remembered for being involved in one of the grisliest accidents in NHL history. If you don't have an aversion to seeing mass amounts of blood on ice, here's a closer look (Seriously, don't watch if you're squeamish): Even more disturbing than the imagery is the cheesy music ...