Jasmine Fiore Picture and Today’s Links

Wednesday, August 19th, 2009

This is Jasmine Fiore, former Playboy model. She wasn't all that cute, but now she's dead and that's a terrible thing to say. Shame on me. She was recently murdered and found stuffed inside a suitcase, in an Orange County trash bin and the salacious details of her death and ...

Brett Favre … Do I Really Need to Say Anything Else?

Tuesday, August 18th, 2009

Let me be clear: Brett Favre is the single most important athlete of my childhood. Unlike everybody else on this blog -- including those poor, sad Bears fans -- I grew up a cheesehead-wearing, Favre-worshipping Packers fan. During my youth he won three MVP awards and went to two Super Bowls, ...

TheBaker’s Dozen: Favre, Swine Flu And Sonya Blade

Tuesday, August 18th, 2009

1. I hate Brett Favre. I used to have an adversarial respect for him, being a Bears fan and all, but now this is just getting ridiculous. Talk about an attention whore. Oh, and Jay Glazer just bodyslammed the ESPN weasel trio of Schefter-Mortensen-Clayton at the same time, by not ...

Holly Valance Picture and Today’s Links

Monday, August 17th, 2009

Holly Valance is bringing you the links because she's hot and it's wet outside. Or something like that. Oh God. Come on, Jay Glazer. Don't bring Brett Favre back up - Fox Sports Little bastard. I've never caught one - Busted Coverage Did Brendan Haywood just call Stephon Marbury gay? - Sports Radio ...

Link Dump! Brought To You By Eli Manning’s Money

Wednesday, August 5th, 2009

Well, not FUNDED by it, but definitely inspired by it. I realize he won a Super Bowl for them, but really? And I also have to admit that it's not like the highest paid player in the various sports leagues is always the most deserving. Eli's about to get paid. But ...

January Jones Picture and Today’s Links

Thursday, July 30th, 2009

Mad Men comes back August 16. Apparently January Jones' real first name is, in fact, January. Can't her parents see she's traumatized?!?!? Is anyone really surprised by this? - New York Times Apparently Simmons was - Twitter Just for Brett: ten songs to get over those retirement blues - The Legend of Cecilio ...

Failure Is Not Only An Option, It’s Celebrated

Wednesday, June 10th, 2009

Bobby Kennedy once said, “Only those who dare to fail greatly can ever achieve greatly.” There’s no doubting I’m a failure by society’s standards. I hold a college degree yet have no job. I have no girlfriend or wife. My bank account is subsidized by family. And every time I play ...

Kellen Clemens Is Delusional

Monday, May 11th, 2009

Less than a month after the New York Jets traded up to select Mark Sanchez with the No. 5 pick in the NFL Draft, it's safe to say Kellen Clemens is in denial. Clemens, a fourth-year player, claims he still expects to be the Jets' starter during the team's Week ...