Schools The Big Ten Should Pursue (Should The Conference Apocalypse II Happen)

Thursday, September 8th, 2011

Now that Texas A&M is in the process of destroying the bloated spawn of the Southern Conference, most people seem to think a free-for-all is going to ensue as the Big XII has its death throes. And as any Wall Street scum will tell you, when a huge institution is ...

Style Points Are Ruining America

Monday, September 27th, 2010

All the talk this season related to the BCS is whether or not Boise State is going to make the national championship game. Everyone seems to agree that simply going undefeated isn't enough anymore (even though BYU won a national title by winning 24 straight games) because the Broncos simply ...

Gigging Themselves

Thursday, September 2nd, 2010

Texas A&M athletic director Bill Byrne went on a show called the "Aggie Hour" in Dallas this week and noted that the Aggies never seriously considered moving to the SEC during this summer's conference shakeups because "I was concerned with changing conferences that we may not be ready for the ...

Big Ten Conference Alignment Suggestions

Tuesday, June 22nd, 2010

Now that the Big Ten has added Nebraska to become the new Big 12, the conference has to avoid making the same mistake the old Big XII made: putting all the good teams into one side of the conference (the Big XII South) and having a totally irrelevant division full ...

The Texas Longhorns Just Played Us All

Wednesday, June 16th, 2010

Mad props to the Texas Longhorns, who spent the past two weeks playing the entire nation like a fiddle before laughing all the way to the bank. Texas became the savior of the sane collegiate sports world this week, ending speculation that the Big XII would be completely dismantled as the ...

Link Dump!

Monday, June 7th, 2010

Know why Trindon Holliday has "a long way to go in the NFL"? BECAUSE LSU NEVER USED HIM LIKE ONE!! EVER!! - Friends of the Program Charles Oakley has some strong thoughts on Dwight Howard. To say the least - No Guts, No Glory Good metaphor for the destruction of the Cleveland ...

Link Dump!

Friday, June 4th, 2010

Meet Phillips and many other blog luminaries in person at Blogs With Balls 3 in Chicago this weekend! - BWB LeBron is planning a Stones-like world tour before he picks a team - Fanhouse Not to celebrate an injury, which I'm not, I swear, but this ought to help team USA's chances ...

Your Week 13 College Football Picks

Wednesday, November 25th, 2009

Record after week 12: 129-66, 90-103-2 AS I suck against the number again. 2008 was my version of Luis Gonzalez's 51 home runs. Happy Thanksgiving! Thursday, November 26, 2009 8 pm ET Lone Star Showdown (3) Texas (11-0) at Texas A&M (6-5) (+21) The one college football game on Thanksgiving actually has more riding on it that ...

Link Dump! Brought To You By Kenny Powers

Wednesday, September 9th, 2009

Can I wear the scream mask? The mask from Scream...when I do you from behind? - Busted Coverage Billy Gillespie is "considering" entering rehab. Aren't we all? - Strait Pinkie Good answer, douche - Outside the Boxscore Apparently, the win against Georgia is worth about $6 mil. I hope OSU doesn't have any ...

McD’s College Football Preview Part One: 9 Predictions For 2009

Friday, August 21st, 2009

Before I get started, congratulations to Phillips' sister and baby-daddy (I kid, I kid) Eric on the birth of their daughter. I don't get to do my Luca Brasi impression until her wedding, I guess, but in any case congratulations to everyone. Now on with the college football-related wrongheadedness. 1. Colin Kaepernick will ...