A Big Thank You To The Big Ten Network

Sunday, September 6th, 2009

Apparently I'm late to the party on this one. But God damn Big Ten Network you just made my jaw drop. Enter Melanie Collins. My roommate and I's simultaneous response: "Damn!" Hot damn. Busted Coverage has already tabbed her the "Next Erin Andrews." I eagerly await the bathroom stall pee cam. Collins, a former ...

McD’s College Football Preview Part One: 9 Predictions For 2009

Friday, August 21st, 2009

Before I get started, congratulations to Phillips' sister and baby-daddy (I kid, I kid) Eric on the birth of their daughter. I don't get to do my Luca Brasi impression until her wedding, I guess, but in any case congratulations to everyone. Now on with the college football-related wrongheadedness. 1. Colin Kaepernick will ...

Olivia Wilde Picture and Today’s Links

Tuesday, June 16th, 2009

Bryce Harper is doing what now? - Big League Stew Since Joe Buck has already sold out multiple times, what do we call this fake controversy involving the premiere of his HBO show and Artie Lange's appearance on it? - Deadspin Your grades after the 1-3 US loss to Italy at the ...

Indiana’s NCAA Tournament Resume

Monday, March 9th, 2009

Since we're less than a week away from Selection Sunday and everyone is checking and re-checking tournament resumes and figuring out who is in and who is out right now, we figured we'd give our alma mater's current tournament resume. Needless to say, it's been a tough season for the Indiana ...

You Are Advised Not to Watch the Big Ten Tournament

Monday, March 9th, 2009

Basketball has a certain reputation in the Big Ten: The slow, grinding pace and physical play doesn't exactly inspire people to watch how beautiful a well-played basketball game can be. Instead we have to suffer through games like Penn State's 38-33 win at Illinois a few weeks back. Watching two minutes ...

At Least We’re Not DePaul

Thursday, February 26th, 2009

Indiana's basketball season continues falling to depths that have only been previously measured in the Marianas Trench, with the latest indignity coming on Wednesday night with the Hoosiers' first home loss to Northwestern in 41 years. In fact, the Wildcats had never beaten IU at Assembly Hall, with the last ...

Wow, Iowa Must Really Suck

Thursday, February 5th, 2009

Since I know you were all glued to the non-stop action that happens only on the Big Ten Network, you obviously know by now that the Indiana Hoosiers are no longer winless in the Big Ten this year. Yes, after the Hoosiers' dramatic 68-60 win over Iowa last night the ...

Big Ten Football Preview:

Thursday, August 14th, 2008

I gave in, not sure to whom, but I gave in nonetheless, and previewed the SEC first despite my allegiance to the Big Ten and my beloved Indiana Hoosiers. This year is going to be either a very interesting year for the Big Ten, or totally unwatchable from start to ...