College Football’s Ass End Learns To Wipe Better

Wednesday, September 23rd, 2009

I know times are bad right now. Jobs keep disappearing faster than Deadspin posting photos of fans with creatively-shaved chest hair or Kanye West saying “I." But there’s hope. Good times, they are a comin.’ How can I be so optimistic? It’s simple. If the dredges of college football can actually get  their ...

Your Week One College Football Scores

Saturday, September 5th, 2009

11:50 am: Morning! Finally, the first Saturday of college football season and...there's nothing but crappy games on at noon ET. Damn. I'll probably be rotating between Minny/Syracuse and Penn State/Akron, though I'm not thrilled with either game. The 3:30 games, however, are loaded and should be a hell of a ...

The Final Four is Set…For The NIT

Wednesday, March 25th, 2009

Well the much anticipated Final Four is already set. Yep, it's already all mapped out. For the National Invitation Tournament. Let me guess, you don't care? It's the Not Interested Tournament or the Not Invited Tournament to you. Sure, fine. No really, that's fine. I'm not going to try and convince you ...

Big XII Preview: The Land Of Steers And Quee…Uh…Quarterbacks

Thursday, August 21st, 2008

There are many college football conferences out there, and the Big XII is definitely one of them. Thanks, thank you, I'll be here all week. Try the veal. But seriously, folks, it's time to preview the redneck cousins of the SEC's po' white trash fans and their favorite teams. Notice how ...