The New Jersey Nets Are Getting All Historical

Friday, November 20th, 2009

Things are rough in New Jersey right now. While the state braces for a Spencer Pratt-Heidi Montag-like backlash sure to grip the nation after "Jersey Shore" premieres on MTV, Jersey's sports teams are falling apart. The Jets are floundering, the Giants have been slowed after a great start and the ...

Who Sucks Most?

Tuesday, September 29th, 2009

Congratulations, Detroit Lions! With your thrilling 19-14 victory over the Washington Football Club on Sunday, you removed the mantle of Crappiest Team in Football from your backs. The question -- which is not very easily answered -- now becomes, who sucks most? To me, it seems likes there is no clear-cut choice ...