Rick Neuheisel Should Probably Stop His Postgame “Pep Talks”

Monday, September 13th, 2010

Following UCLA's 35-0 loss to Stanford at the Rose Bowl on Saturday, Bruins' head coach Rick Neuheisel gave his traditional postgame pep talk to the Bruin faithful in the stands. Los Angeles Times columnist, and noted moron, Bill Plaschke said Neuheisel sounded "futile." While it might be hard to sound "peppy" ...

A Good Post Gone Bad

Wednesday, October 14th, 2009

If you ever become a prominent athlete in Houston, apparently there is a very good chance of a meat product being named after you. I discovered this not too long ago at a trip to the grocery store when I stumbled upon many of these said items in the meat aisle. ...

Rick Neuheisel, Always Good For A Laugh

Wednesday, August 27th, 2008

The above, now infamous advertisement appeared in the Los Angeles Times the other day. Frankly, as a USC homer I figured I might find this slightly more hilarious than the rest of the staff...I was wrong. Here are some suggestions we came up with for other text they could have ...