Week Two College Football Roundup

Sunday, September 11th, 2011

Even though Indiana football is depressingly bad, Purdue is still just as bad. And that's awesome. Make no mistake, Indiana would have lost to Rice too, and it might not have been close enough for a blocked field goal to make a difference. But damn is it fun to watch Purdue ...

The Ten Worst Coaches In College Football

Wednesday, September 9th, 2009

We just finished Week One of college football and I'm already calling for coaches' heads. The law of averages tells you that if you have 120 schools in Division I the Football Bowl Subdivision, at least 35 percent of those teams are going to blow. And for those blowing teams, ...

Best. Hire. Ever.

Tuesday, December 16th, 2008

I don't know what to tell Auburn at this point. I spent half the damn 2008 season campaigning against Tommy Tuberville because he was dragging this team down into the pit of mediocrity that is the SEC West. As successful as he was, he no longer showed the same ability ...

The Most Shocking Story Ever

Wednesday, December 3rd, 2008

Brace yourself for something shocking. You won't believe it because it's about the last coach you'd ever expect. You might want to sit down. Ready? Okay. Tommy Tuberville is (reportedly) out as Auburn's coach. Are you okay? Do you need a minute? I know you couldn't possibly see this coming. Auburn has ...

Tuesday Evening Punter: Week 2.5

Tuesday, September 16th, 2008

You've probably heard of the Tuesday Morning Quarterback. Here at Rumors and Rants, we'd like to provide you with a similar concept, only less verbose, half a day later and not as in-depth because we don't have any sort of TV package that allows us to see every football game ...

SEC Football Preview: More Than Just Hot Chicks And Racist Fans

Wednesday, August 13th, 2008

It's time for the 2008 college football season, and that means it's time for me to start (faux) gambling again! Risking your hard earned cash on pro sports is a sucker's bet, if you want the real money, you gamble on student-athletes who aren't getting paid. That's the true spirit ...