Red Sox fan awarded $4.3 million by Connecticut jury

Friday, June 28th, 2013

It's been a bad week for Boston sports fans. So bad that the best thing that has happened to one of them required getting stabbed in the neck. A jury in Connecticut awarded a Red Sox fan, Monte Friere, $4.3 million on Thursday after finding a restaurant negligent for continuing to ...

A MEMO TO TIM CURLEY’S LAWYER

Wednesday, November 9th, 2011

DEAR CAROLINE ROBERTO, I DID NOT GO TO LAW SCHOOL SO I AM PROBABLY NOT AS SMART AS YOU. HOWEVER, I DO KNOW A THING OR TWO ABOUT NOT LOOKING LIKE A RAVING LUNATIC. ONE OF THE BIGGEST KEYS TO THIS IS TO NOT TRY TO PROVE YOUR POINT BY SCREAMING AT ...

Jim Harbaugh Is My Favorite A-hole

Monday, October 17th, 2011

Usually I'm not a fan of assholes, because, well, they're assholes. But every rule has its exception, and mine is Jim Harbaugh, who is such a dick that it's cool. Sunday's ballyhooed postgame incident with Lions coach Jim Schwartz is merely the latest in which Harbaugh has come out looking like a ...

Wait, This Guy’s A Douche?

Thursday, May 5th, 2011

In news that is likely to shock the senses, the man pictured above is a total a-hole. Golfer Rory Sabbatini is allegedly getting suspended by the PGA Tour after two separate incidents of douchery at Tour events, but we can only say allegedly because the Tour keeps all disciplinary matters private. ...

Jay Cutler: Not Well Versed In Human Anatomy

Friday, November 13th, 2009

We've done a fair bit of Jay Cutler bashing on this here blog. I've decided that I won't dedicate an entire post to his incredible five interception performance last night during the Chicago Bears' 10-6 loss to the San Francisco 49ers. I'll just say this, Cutler sucked and he did ...

Fail To The Redskins

Friday, October 30th, 2009

Every year ESPN The Magazine releases an issue ranking all teams in the four major sports leagues from first to worst. So far the Washington Football Club seems like it is in a single-minded pursuit to claim the prize as the worst in all of sports -- and even if ...

Gunga…Gunga Galunga

Thursday, May 21st, 2009

We're not well-versed in the legal system here at Rumors and Rants, which is why we "employ" an official legal counsel, Booter. (His work is strictly pro bono, though I am not sure whether or not he is pro-Bono one way or the other). Despite my lack of time researching the ...

Random Thoughts with Hick Flick

Friday, April 17th, 2009

In one of those rare weeks where it seems like everything is going on at once in the sports world, I have determined that it is better to say a little bit about everything on my mind rather than go in-depth about any of it. - It looks like that Boston ...