Wednesday, November 9th, 2011
DEAR CAROLINE ROBERTO,
I DID NOT GO TO LAW SCHOOL SO I AM PROBABLY NOT AS SMART AS YOU. HOWEVER, I DO KNOW A THING OR TWO ABOUT NOT LOOKING LIKE A RAVING LUNATIC.
ONE OF THE BIGGEST KEYS TO THIS IS TO NOT TRY TO PROVE YOUR POINT BY SCREAMING AT ...
Posted in College Football, Penn State | 10 Comments »
Monday, October 17th, 2011
Usually I'm not a fan of assholes, because, well, they're assholes.
But every rule has its exception, and mine is Jim Harbaugh, who is such a dick that it's cool.
Sunday's ballyhooed postgame incident with Lions coach Jim Schwartz is merely the latest in which Harbaugh has come out looking like a ...
Posted in NFL | 8 Comments »
Thursday, May 5th, 2011
In news that is likely to shock the senses, the man pictured above is a total a-hole.
Golfer Rory Sabbatini is allegedly getting suspended by the PGA Tour after two separate incidents of douchery at Tour events, but we can only say allegedly because the Tour keeps all disciplinary matters private. ...
Posted in Golf, Rory Sabbatini | 6 Comments »
Friday, November 13th, 2009
We've done a fair bit of Jay Cutler bashing on this here blog. I've decided that I won't dedicate an entire post to his incredible five interception performance last night during the Chicago Bears' 10-6 loss to the San Francisco 49ers. I'll just say this, Cutler sucked and he did ...
Posted in Chicago Bears, Jay Cutler, NFL | 4 Comments »
Friday, October 30th, 2009
Every year ESPN The Magazine releases an issue ranking all teams in the four major sports leagues from first to worst. So far the Washington Football Club seems like it is in a single-minded pursuit to claim the prize as the worst in all of sports -- and even if ...
Posted in Asshole Patrol, NFL, Washington Redskins | 6 Comments »
Thursday, May 21st, 2009
We're not well-versed in the legal system here at Rumors and Rants, which is why we "employ" an official legal counsel, Booter. (His work is strictly pro bono, though I am not sure whether or not he is pro-Bono one way or the other).
Despite my lack of time researching the ...
Posted in Asshole Patrol, Douchebag of the Week, Duke, Golf | 3 Comments »
Friday, April 17th, 2009
In one of those rare weeks where it seems like everything is going on at once in the sports world, I have determined that it is better to say a little bit about everything on my mind rather than go in-depth about any of it.
- It looks like that Boston ...
Posted in Asshole Patrol, Boston Celtics, Chicago Blackhawks, Chicago Cubs, Duke, Hick Flick's ramblings, I Hate New York, Kevin Garnett, Milton Bradley, NHL, Rich Rodriguez | 3 Comments »
