Terrelle Pryor Is Worth Oakland’s Third Round Pick

Monday, August 22nd, 2011

Former Ohio State quarterback and currently suspended NFL draftee Terrelle Pryor getting drafted by Oakland is so obvious I can't believe I didn't think of it when Pryor declared for the supplemental draft. It's a perfect relationship, and it has nothing to do with the fact that I'm a Chargers ...

Al Davis Is Always Good For A Laugh

Wednesday, January 19th, 2011

Oakland Raiders owner Al Davis, who is still alive thanks to nightly readings of the Necronomicon and the daily drinking of virgin blood (or so we hear), hired a new coach on Tuesday. Yes, Raiders offensive coordinator Hue Jackson was promoted to the big job, but more importantly, Davis used ...

The Oakland Raiders: Always Screwing Things Up For Everyone Else

Thursday, July 29th, 2010

The Oakland Raiders have done it again. For the second straight draft, the Raiders grabbed a player far higher than he was supposed to go, and have paid that player far more than his slot value. In 2009, the Raiders took receiver Darrius Heyward-Bey with the No. 7 pick in the ...

The Future of JaMarcus Russell

Tuesday, April 27th, 2010

With the Raiders trading for Jason Campbell and JaMarcus Russell reportedly weighing in at over 300 pounds these days, it seems pretty clear that Mr. Russell's future in Oakland is over. And if you can't make it in Oakland, you can also be fairly certain that your future in football ...

Would The Raiders Draft A Quarterback?

Monday, September 28th, 2009

The Oakland Raiders were spanked by the Denver Broncos at home yesterday, 23-3. Just to run this by you again: A Kyle Orton-led team slapped around a team with a former No. 1 overall draft pick as its quarterback. To quote Vince Lombardi (as I often do), "What the hell ...

Richard Seymour Unhappy With Trade To Raiders

Tuesday, September 8th, 2009

In what might be the least surprising news of the last 20 years, defensive end Richard Seymour is apparently unhappy with the fact that he was traded to the Oakland Raiders by the New England Patriots. I guess heading from a perennial Super Bowl contender to Al Davis' mad scientist-like ...

Angels And Demons Of Sports

Wednesday, May 13th, 2009

In case you don't watch every show on DVR or online and can't fast forward through every commercial break, then I'm sure you're more than aware of Friday's upcoming release of "Angels and Demons." The critics are saying: "Better than 'The Da Vinci Code' in every way imaginable!" I would hope ...

Just Run Baby!

Monday, September 22nd, 2008

I don't presume to know anything that goes on inside the deteriorating cranium of one Allen Davis, but with the possibility that the team will be looking at its fourth coach in six seasons, I figure it is my duty to offer a list of qualified candidates for the head ...

Al Davis Rules Without Logic

Monday, September 15th, 2008

Framing posts like this with a question is fun. And we like fun. So, here we go: Is there a more hapless organization in professional sports right now than the Oakland Raiders? Answer: Perhaps. But probably not. The reason: Al Davis. Maybe it's not that simple, but the 79-year old owner/general manager/ruiner of ...