LeBron: Almost As Popular as iCarly

Monday, July 12th, 2010

The ratings are in for LeBronapalooza, aka the Bron-Bron Fellatiathon, also known as "The Decision."* As expected, it was a ratings bonanza. I guess. With 9.95 million viewers, the program was the third-highest rated show on cable this year, trailing only the Pro Bowl and an episode of Nickelodeon's "iCarly." Wait. Whaaaaaaa? The most ...

Case Closed

Friday, July 9th, 2010

Three years ago, I wrote my first real blog post for this site attempting to determine which town was America's Most Tortured Sports City. It's still the most commented upon piece I've done here. Ultimately it boiled down to Buffalo vs. Cleveland, with Buffalo getting the temporary nod. It's been a ...

King Ralphs

Friday, May 14th, 2010

Big ups to the Cleveland Cavaliers, who became the first team to trail by just three baskets with over a minute left to play in a playoff game and made no attempt whatsoever to stop the clock or get the ball back from the opponent. The pathetic ending aside, one other ...

Link Dump! Brought To You By Bill Lumberg

Friday, November 13th, 2009

Mmmm, yeah. Brent Celek had a little captain in him, and now no one else can. Thanks buddy - Yahoo! The fall of A.I. - Randall Simon's Sausages Brady Quinn is indeed your starter for Monday vs. the Ravens - Cleveland Frowns Pacquiao/Mayweather at Cowboys Stadium? - Deuce of Davenport Manny Pacquiao knocks you out...with ...

Sara Jean Underwood Picture Brings the Links

Wednesday, November 11th, 2009

Sara Jean Underwood was on Howard Stern today, only further cementing our love for her. Yardbarker's Week 10 power rankings - Yardbarker Just to irk Phillips: Bill Simmons on Kimmel last night. Or the other night. What am I, T.V. guide? - Outside the Boxscore Is soccer making a little headway in America? ...

Things Just Keep Getting Better For The Detroit Lions

Wednesday, November 4th, 2009

While the Detroit Lions suffered arguably their most humiliating loss in franchise history on Sunday, there could be more of the same in the works for the beleaguered team from a beleaguered town. In the wake of the team's 17-10 loss to the (at the time) winless St. Louis Rams, ...

Alessandra Ambrosio Bikini Picture and Today’s Links

Thursday, October 29th, 2009

The Web has been blowing up over this week's sightings of Alessandra Ambrosio on the beach. Yeah, I mean, I guess she's alright. Mark McGwire's five-step approach to hitting - Club Seat The top 10 franchises of the past decade - Randall Simon's Sausages The Quandary of JaMarcus Russell - The Legend of ...