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The Baker’s Dozen

Wednesday, September 17th, 2008

1. I must have given God a handjob in a previous life. I say this because no member of the jobless community should ever be able to go to so many awesome sporting events in a three-week span. First, I was treated to lower level seats for the Bears-Colts Week ...

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Monday, August 11th, 2008

1. Olympic observation 9:56 A.M. EST. The Polish women's volleyball team is surprisingly hot. Much hotter than the Russian and Italian contingent. 2. Ben and Jerry's Cinnamon Bun ice cream is God's load frozen. By far the best ice cream I've ever had. 3. Having the bulb blow on your 57-inch DLP ...

The Baker’s Dozen

Tuesday, July 15th, 2008

1. While Josh Hamilton put on a show that even impressed my non-sports enjoying roommate, my favorite moment of Monday's Home Run Derby was Chase Utley's introduction. Fans inside the stadium booed Utley as he was announced, provoking this reaction from the Phillies second baseman: "Boo? Fuck you." It was ...

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Friday, June 20th, 2008

1. I swear in the middle of Kevin Garnett's maniacal hollering during his "interview" with Michele Tafoya after the Celtics won by nearly 40 points, he looked down at Tafoya and uttered, "Michele, you're looking good tonight." I swear I heard it. Did anyone else catch it?2. My fantasy football ...

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Tuesday, April 29th, 2008

1. Before Monday, I never heard of Mindy McCready.2. Roger Clemens will deny needing oxygen to breathe next.3. Note to ESPN, please do the world a favor and replace Chris Berman with Trey Wingo. It's not that Wingo is an effing stud, but if I have to listen to Berman ...

The Baker’s Dozen

Tuesday, April 15th, 2008

Rumors of my demise have been over-exaggerated.1. The more I listen to sports radio, the more I rely on driving via muscle memory.2. I can't wait for Kaz Matsui to come off the DL following his horrible battle against hemorrhoids. The Astros second baseman is sitting promptly in my DL ...

The Baker’s Dozen

Friday, February 22nd, 2008

1. Note to Roger Clemens: Next time an 11-year old kid asks to take a picture with you, respectfully decline.2. Is it just me or did the Chicago Bulls get the better end of Thursday's deadline deal involving Cleveland and Seattle? Drew Gooden and Larry Hughes were integral parts of ...

The Baker’s Dozen

Monday, January 7th, 2008

1. Is it just me or did Roger Clemens look overly fidgety and nervous during his interview with Mike Wallace on "60 Minutes?" The story prior to Clemens' piece was a former mob executioner who admitted to killing at least 20 people and he was as cool as they come. ...