Archive for the ‘Tall Chinese Guys’ Category

This Should Be A Great Career Move

Tuesday, July 3rd, 2007

With the sixth pick in this year's NBA Draft, the Milwaukee Bucks earned the right to select whoever they deemed the best player available. That player was Yi Jianlian, the 7-foot Chinese forward who intrigued most scouts with his unique skill-set. The Bucks obviously feel he's a good fit for ...

That Will Be One Comically Large Cake

Monday, June 25th, 2007

Yao Ming - who I've always thought of more as an entity than an actual person - will marry his teenage sweetheart in August after dating for eight years. China's "state press" reported the planned nuptuals Monday morning. Thanks comrades, down with capitalism!Yao will marry Ye Li (really resisting the ...

Think He’s Easy To Spot Back Home?

Thursday, February 1st, 2007

The Maryland Nighthawks of the American Basketball Association made headlines yesterday by signing the 7-foot-9, 370-pound Sun Ming Ming from China. Touting him as the tallest man in the history of professional basketball, they introduced their latest freaksho--errrr talented Chinese center. Team's owner reportedly gushed about the 23-year-old's "basketball IQ" ...