Archive for the ‘South Africa’ Category

Cape Of Good Hope-ing To Get Out Alive

Monday, July 13th, 2009

If you plan on going to South Africa for the 2010 World Cup, understand this - you’re going to die. You’re going to get murdered or contract HIV and then die later. Either way, you’re dead. For the first time in the competition’s history, the World Cup will be played in ...

FIFA, We Have A Problem

Wednesday, July 8th, 2009

Anyone remember during the 2006 World Cup in Germany how there were whispers that South Africa might not be ready to host its own World Cup by 2010? Concerns about construction delays, the political mess the country is in and an overall lack of security had most of the soccer ...