Archive for the ‘Toronto Maple Leafs’ Category

Maple Leafs attempt to use deodorant Zamboni; it gets banned

Wednesday, October 8th, 2014

Only one organization in hockey is so remarkably snakebitten and incompetent that it could screw up a Zamboni. As any hockey fan would have guessed by the end of the last sentence, we are talking about the Toronto Maple Leafs. The Leafs are the most profitable team in hockey despite the ...

Breaking, Important News: U.S. Olympic Hockey has a Coach

Friday, April 3rd, 2009

For those of you who shake your head and mumble to yourself every time I put up a hockey post, well, too f**king bad. I enjoy being the lone hockey voice 'round here. But in all seriousness, I come to you today with some big, big news. Some giant news. It looks ...