Archive for the ‘NFL Draft’ Category

Hey Jevan, I Don’t Think That Was God Talking

Friday, January 8th, 2010

Mississippi quarterback/interception machine Jevan Snead is going pro. Wait, let me re-phrase and remove the delusions of grandeur: After throwing 20 interceptions in 13 games and completing only 54 percent of his passes for 2,632 yards and then "after much prayer and deliberation," Ole Miss quarterback Jevan Snead is entering the ...

Darrius Heyward-Bey Is Still Doing Just Great

Tuesday, November 17th, 2009

When the Oakland Raiders selected Maryland wide receiver Darrius Heyward-Bey with the No. 7 pick in the 2009 NFL Draft, pretty much everyone said it was one of the worst picks in league history. Talent evaluators were virtually unanimous in their claims that Heyward-Bey had tremendous speed but had issues ...

Tim Tebow’s Senior Season Is Likely Hurting His Draft Status

Tuesday, October 27th, 2009

In not shocking whatsoever news, several talent evaluators are convinced that Tim Tebow's performance this season is hurting his draft status considerably. Oh, so I guess that tells us that these "talent evaluators" have now actually seen Tebow play quarterback? Having watched Tebow a lot over the past four years, I ...

Darrius Heyward-Bey Is Doing Just Great

Monday, May 11th, 2009

When the Oakland Raiders selected wide receiver Darrius Heyward-Bey with the No. 7 pick in the NFL Draft, pretty much everybody on the planet's reaction was: What the f*ck? Heyward-Bey was listed as a late first round pick by virutally everyone, and with Michael Crabtree still on the board, no ...

Kellen Clemens Is Delusional

Monday, May 11th, 2009

Less than a month after the New York Jets traded up to select Mark Sanchez with the No. 5 pick in the NFL Draft, it's safe to say Kellen Clemens is in denial. Clemens, a fourth-year player, claims he still expects to be the Jets' starter during the team's Week ...

Ass Media

Tuesday, April 28th, 2009

Some of you may be reading this post because you are optimistic that it will have something to do with delicious heinie. Sorry to let you down, but we have other places on this site for you to find such material. No, my friends, this is merely a play on the ...

That’s An Interesting Pick, Eh?

Monday, April 27th, 2009

Among the many strange happenings that occurred this weekend during the 2009 NFL Draft, was a curious selection by the San Diego Chargers. With the 13th pick in the fourth round the Bolts picked defensive tackle Vaughn Martin out of the University of Western Ontario, Canada. Yes, Canada. While at UWO, ...

Live Blog: 2009 NFL Draft

Saturday, April 25th, 2009

Welcome to the Rumors and Rants NFL Draft Live Blog for 2009. Phillips and McD are currently locked in the Rumors and Rants War Room ready to bring you all the coverage and snarky commentary we can muster for the next...what, like 8 hours? We'll be covering the first round ...