Archive for the ‘NFL Draft’ Category

Darrius Heyward-Bey Is Doing Just Great

Monday, May 11th, 2009

When the Oakland Raiders selected wide receiver Darrius Heyward-Bey with the No. 7 pick in the NFL Draft, pretty much everybody on the planet's reaction was: What the f*ck? Heyward-Bey was listed as a late first round pick by virutally everyone, and with Michael Crabtree still on the board, no ...

Kellen Clemens Is Delusional

Monday, May 11th, 2009

Less than a month after the New York Jets traded up to select Mark Sanchez with the No. 5 pick in the NFL Draft, it's safe to say Kellen Clemens is in denial. Clemens, a fourth-year player, claims he still expects to be the Jets' starter during the team's Week ...

Ass Media

Tuesday, April 28th, 2009

Some of you may be reading this post because you are optimistic that it will have something to do with delicious heinie. Sorry to let you down, but we have other places on this site for you to find such material. No, my friends, this is merely a play on the ...

That’s An Interesting Pick, Eh?

Monday, April 27th, 2009

Among the many strange happenings that occurred this weekend during the 2009 NFL Draft, was a curious selection by the San Diego Chargers. With the 13th pick in the fourth round the Bolts picked defensive tackle Vaughn Martin out of the University of Western Ontario, Canada. Yes, Canada. While at UWO, ...

Live Blog: 2009 NFL Draft

Saturday, April 25th, 2009

Welcome to the Rumors and Rants NFL Draft Live Blog for 2009. Phillips and McD are currently locked in the Rumors and Rants War Room ready to bring you all the coverage and snarky commentary we can muster for the next...what, like 8 hours? We'll be covering the first round ...

TheBaker’s Mock Draft (Because It Matters)

Thursday, April 23rd, 2009

I know there are mock drafts littering the Internet from so-called experts and then from douches like me, who pretend to know team's intentions. But I'm continuing a tradition I started back in 1995. It was more of a challenge to myself that I could pick the selections better than the ...

Latest NFL Draft Rumors

Thursday, April 23rd, 2009

Since we're inching towards the two-day sportsgasm that is the NFL Draft we figured we'd give you a look into some of the hottests rumors circulating at this late hour. Deal with Stafford all but done Yahoo! Sports' Jason Cole reported late Wednesday night that the Lions were very close to polishing ...