Archive for the ‘Cleveland Browns’ Category

Rise From Your Grave!

Tuesday, December 2nd, 2008

Remember me? That's right, I'm Ken Motherfucking Dorsey. You might remember me from such teams as the 1999-2001 Miami Hurricanes. You know, the guy who went 38-2 as a starter for some of the greatest teams of all time. Back when playing for the U meant a damn. Beat that shit, ...

R&R’s Weekend in Review

Tuesday, November 18th, 2008

We're starting a new segment here at Rumors and Rants called "Weekend in Review," mostly because it chronicles the events of the past weekend. I guess we'll have to do it again to qualify as a segment. And by "we" I mean myself. Also, I consider Monday to be part ...

The Cleveland Browns of 2007 Were Clearly a Fluke

Monday, September 22nd, 2008

Just like that, we know the truth about the Cleveland Browns. The fact is, at least at this point, they're not very good. We come to this conclusion after the Browns lost to the fighting Joe Flaccos Baltimore Ravens on Sunday to fall to 0-3. Three consecutive losses to open the ...

Misery Loves Lake Erie

Wednesday, January 2nd, 2008

On a previous episode of Rumors and Rants, we held a televised YouTube debate on what was the most accursed sports town in America. Our conclusion was that the city of Buffalo held this distinction in a slight edge over Cleveland. However, in a much-less read follow-up, we also ...