Archive for the ‘Monta Ellis’ Category

Monta Ellis Now Knows Mopeds Are Very, Very Dangerous

Thursday, September 25th, 2008

We seriously wish we were making this up. Not because we're Golden State Warriors fans (we're not), but because this just makes a fine young man like Monta Ellis look stupid. Turns out Ellis didn't severely injure his ankle in an offseason pickup basketball game. Instead he did so while riding ...

From The Files of Police Squad

Thursday, September 4th, 2008

Outside of sports, the thing I like reading about the most is anything that can be tagged "stupid criminals" or "news of the weird." Actually, to be honest, I like those stories even more than sports. There just isn't much of a market for beat writers in news of the ...