Archive for the ‘UFC’ Category

Kimbo Slice Lost. So What?

Thursday, October 1st, 2009

So last night on "The Ultimate Fighter," internet sensation Kimbo Slice made his highly anticipated debut. He lost to former IFL heavyweight champ Roy "Big Country" Nelson in a second-round stoppage. Basically Nelson weathered a few huge punches from Slice, got him on his back and laid on top of him ...

I Wasted $60 And An Hour, Thanks Floyd

Saturday, September 19th, 2009

Boxing sucks. If Floyd Mayweather vs. Juan Manuel Marquez is the best boxing can do, then I'm done.  Floyd might be the best boxer in the game right now, but his fights are, for the lack of a better word, boring.  We just watched 12 rounds and my friend's Pekingese running around ...

The Bloodiest ‘Ultimate Fighter’ Ever

Thursday, September 17th, 2009

Wednesday night, Spike premiered the 10th season of UFC's "The Ultimate Fighter." The show features the future Mr. T, Rampage Jackson, as a coach and Kimbo Slice trying to prove he's more than a homeless man beating people up in back alleys. The tenth season also boasts three former NFL players ...

Link Dump! Brought To You By UFC 101 and Kenny Florian’s Awesomeness

Friday, August 7th, 2009

No disrespect to BJ Penn, but Kenny Florian is the official MMA fighter of Rumors and Rants for a reason. We'll most definitely be watching the title fight (and Silva/Griffin) on Saturday night...and hopefully gloating on Sunday after Ken-Flo wins hisself the belt. Dear NFL, please reconsider the banishment of Twitter ...

You Suck, Tim Sylvia

Sunday, June 14th, 2009

You know who's pissed about Ray Mercer's nine-second KO of former UFC heavyweight champion Tim Sylvia (I mean, other than Sylvia himself)? Fedor Emilianenko. Because now his own quick submission of Sylvia doesn't look nearly as impressive as it did at the time. Dana White has to be laughing his ...

The Most Important Result From UFC 97: Dana White Is An Idiot

Sunday, April 19th, 2009

The genius of Dana White is what got the UFC back into the spotlight. He made it legitimate and brought an entertaining fight organization into the mainstream consciousness again, but for good reasons instead of bad ones. He created weight classes, created uniform rules for the fighters to follow, eliminated ...

UFC 92 Preview

Friday, December 26th, 2008

UFC 92 reminds me a lot of the old WCW pay-per-views because the matches featuring the biggest names were almost never the main event. Things got so over-crowded and lame in the WCW toward the end, they had a PPV that featured Hulk Hogan vs. The Ultimate Warrior, but it wasn't ...

UFC 87: The Preview

Thursday, August 7th, 2008

The UFC comes dangerously close to over-saturation every year because it seems like they have monthly pay-per-view events. It's too much and sometimes the cards aren't even that great. UFC 87: Seek and Destroy is this Saturday. And, though I love MMA very, very much, I only ever write about ...