Archive for the ‘Texas Rangers’ Category

Texas Rangers Unveil Massive Wieners

Monday, March 26th, 2012

Sorry, perverts. This isn't some Deadspin-style expose where we hid in Mike Napoli's locker with a camera and a tape measure. This is a story about hot dogs. Specifically, the one-pound hot dogs that will be offered at Rangers Ballpark this season. Yes, you read correctly. Because the one thing America doesn't ...

Rudy Jaramillo to the Cubs? Why Yes, That Would be Enjoyable

Thursday, October 15th, 2009

The Major League Baseball playoffs resume tonight with a couple very nice matchups. The Phillies and Dodgers start their NLCS rematch tonight with an interesting lefty matchup of young Clayton Kershaw vs.  recent daddy Cole Hamels. Then tomorrow we have the series in which everybody outside Yankee Nation (including this guy) ...

Andruw Jones Is Doing Just Great

Thursday, March 19th, 2009

The Texas Rangers went 79-83 last year. Andruw Jones batted .158 with 3 home runs and 14 RBI in 75 games with the Los Angeles Dodgers. The Rangers seemed like a perfect place for him to resurrect his career, right? Well, it looks like Jones - who signed a $500,000 ...

Andruw Jones Will Continue to Flail at Breaking Balls in Texas

Monday, February 9th, 2009

There is perhaps no sport that more often shows us just how quickly an athlete can go from extremely awesome to extremely terrible than baseball. You know, it's not that easy to hit a round ball with a round bat. Combine that with that whole no salary cap thing, and once-bigtime ...

Josh Hamilton: Oh, What Might Have Been

Tuesday, June 3rd, 2008

Josh Hamilton's battle with drug addiction and subsequent rise from the depths of hell has been extremely well documented. And since I've never been addicted to drugs, I probably don't have much to add on that front.But I do know this: There is probably no baseball player that I, as ...

The Legend of Eddie Guardado Lives

Wednesday, May 14th, 2008

One of the best things about randomly looking through the box scores of games you didn't watch is every once in a great while you find something that makes you go "Holy shit! That's awesome."Most times you just move about the rest of your Internet surfing. But then sometimes you ...