Archive for the ‘McD College Football ’09’ Category

McD’s College Football Preview Part One: 9 Predictions For 2009

Friday, August 21st, 2009

Before I get started, congratulations to Phillips' sister and baby-daddy (I kid, I kid) Eric on the birth of their daughter. I don't get to do my Luca Brasi impression until her wedding, I guess, but in any case congratulations to everyone. Now on with the college football-related wrongheadedness. 1. Colin Kaepernick will ...

It’s Worse Than We Thought

Tuesday, August 18th, 2009

It's an old fan cliche to say that one is better than the current quarterback of one's favorite college or pro team. Most of the time it's sarcastic or simply said out of frustration, but in the case of the Syracuse Orange, it might actually have been true until Monday ...

Screw Your Watch List

Monday, August 10th, 2009

It would be so easy to post on what I was complaining to Phillips about all weekend, namely that preseason polls are bullshit, but everyone knows that. It's like saying the Big XII has some good offenses in it. We all know polls cause all types of hell at the ...

The Answer Is No

Tuesday, August 4th, 2009

I don't mean to be a dick to Cal. They're just harmless hippies trying to make their way in the Super Max Penitentiary that is college football. And since they're a mediocre program that's been trying to make the "big step" into one of the big prison gangs by shanking ...