Archive for the ‘Jay Cutler’ Category

All It Took Was One (Preseason) Game For The Honeymoon To End

Monday, August 17th, 2009

In today’s Chicago Tribune (wait, people still read newspapers?), David Haugh, who covers the Bears, warns Jay Cutler may be too honest for his own good with the media following Saturday’s disappointing showing against Buffalo.  In an offseason and training camp where the media has done nothing short of a providing ...

Where Will Jay Cutler Be Sulking Next Year?

Wednesday, March 18th, 2009

Well, my master plan of getting Jay Cutler the hell away from the AFC West because I can't stand seeing his utterly emotionless face on the sidelines is almost complete. Cutler has now demanded a trade after his feelings were hurt when the Broncos brought his name up in trade ...

Jay Cutler Wants To Be A Bear, He Just Doesn’t Know It Yet

Monday, March 16th, 2009

I know it’s a pipe dream, but the Chicago Bears should make a serious play for distraught Denver Broncos quarterback Jay Cutler. The Bears futility under center has been well documented. It’s the largest positional black hole in sports history. Cutler, who hails from Santa Claus, Ind., is a Bears ...

Mel Kiper, You Are My Hero

Thursday, March 12th, 2009

I officially retract everything negative I've ever said about Mel Kiper Jr. Sure, he may be a blowhard who has a creepy obsession with 18 to 25-year-old men, but I can forgive that. And though his nightly, ESPN-sponsored, cat fights with Todd McShay make me want to gouge my eyes ...