Archive for the ‘Indiana University’ Category

The Balls On This Guy…

Wednesday, January 28th, 2009

In case you weren't aware, I hate Kelvin Sampson so much that picturing him suffering like Sisyphus in Milwaukee doesn't even bring a smile to my face. His name only exits my mouth on rare occasions, usually preceded by the type of unhinged cursing reserved only for the San Diego ...

Bob Knight’s Mexican Donkey Show Makes Us PUke

Thursday, January 22nd, 2009

I wasn't the biggest Bob Knight fan growing up. I didn't grow up anywhere near Indiana. I was one of those IU freshmen who thought "The General" was Patton or MacArthur. But as far as Bob Knight goes as a studio and in-game analyst, I love it. I can't get enough ...

I Dream About Kissing Cousins

Thursday, January 22nd, 2009

Please excuse me for leading with a quote: "UAB is out of the picture, but I'm still down with Mike Davis. It's a bad situation down there, and nothing is going to change. Even if Coach Davis is there, I'm not going there." - DeMarcus Cousins. Why do we care so much ...

One Night Back in College and I’m Pooped

Monday, January 19th, 2009

I'm an Indiana grad. Whoopee! We've been over this ad nauseam. Our team sucks this year, and when I say suck, I mean the Hoosiers are up for the AVN Best Oral Scene for 2009. Coincidentally, we're also up for Best Repeated Anal Scene, though Jules Jordan's Weapons of Ass ...

Hey Indiana Fans, Stop Sucking

Thursday, January 15th, 2009

You know Dan Dakich, right? Played for Bob Knight, assistant for Bob Knight, big fan of alliterative names. You know, Dan Dakich. Well, he turned his failed gig as interim victim/head basketball coach at Indiana University into a midday radio show on the local Indianapolis ESPN Radio affiliate. Naturally, he ...

A Day To Make You PUke

Tuesday, December 30th, 2008

There are some days you just know God hates you a little more than others. Saturday was one such day for me. I know you’re probably sick of hearing it, but I’m an Indiana University alum and still live in the bustling metropolis that is Indianapolis, otherwise known as David Lettermanville. On Saturday, ...

Another One Bites The Dust

Monday, December 8th, 2008

  On Monday, the Minnesota Timberwolves fired Randy Wittman. Why do we care? Because Randy Wittman is an Indiana University legend. Remember, we’re the guys who gave Isiah Thomas a free pass. What can we say, we love them Hoosiers. Wittman will be replaced by the man, the myth, the legend, Kevin McHale.  McHale ...