Archive for the ‘Indiana University’ Category

One Night Back in College and I’m Pooped

Monday, January 19th, 2009

I'm an Indiana grad. Whoopee! We've been over this ad nauseam. Our team sucks this year, and when I say suck, I mean the Hoosiers are up for the AVN Best Oral Scene for 2009. Coincidentally, we're also up for Best Repeated Anal Scene, though Jules Jordan's Weapons of Ass ...

Hey Indiana Fans, Stop Sucking

Thursday, January 15th, 2009

You know Dan Dakich, right? Played for Bob Knight, assistant for Bob Knight, big fan of alliterative names. You know, Dan Dakich. Well, he turned his failed gig as interim victim/head basketball coach at Indiana University into a midday radio show on the local Indianapolis ESPN Radio affiliate. Naturally, he ...

A Day To Make You PUke

Tuesday, December 30th, 2008

There are some days you just know God hates you a little more than others. Saturday was one such day for me. I know you’re probably sick of hearing it, but I’m an Indiana University alum and still live in the bustling metropolis that is Indianapolis, otherwise known as David Lettermanville. On Saturday, ...

Another One Bites The Dust

Monday, December 8th, 2008

  On Monday, the Minnesota Timberwolves fired Randy Wittman. Why do we care? Because Randy Wittman is an Indiana University legend. Remember, we’re the guys who gave Isiah Thomas a free pass. What can we say, we love them Hoosiers. Wittman will be replaced by the man, the myth, the legend, Kevin McHale.  McHale ...

McD’s Week 14 Picks: Rivalry Week Part 2

Wednesday, November 26th, 2008

It's just plain wrong Boise State and Ball State can go undefeated, win their respective conferences, and not get into the BCS. What makes it ironic is it'll be another undefeated non-BCS team (Utah) that's taking their place. Once again, we've learned exactly what makes the BCS so shitty. Instead of ...

So, Is This Rock Bottom?

Wednesday, November 26th, 2008

Finally, I know what it feels like to be a Baylor alum -- but only half as respectable, as the Bears actually have a good basketball team now. After months of speculation, Indiana was finally meted out its penalty by the NCAA on Tuesday. Thankfully, it was no more severe than ...

2008 Maui Invitational Preview

Monday, November 24th, 2008

As many of you know, I'm a lucky bastard. Every year in late November, I head to Maui with my family to spend Thanksgiving on the beach. But along with relaxing in paradise, we also make sure to attend the EA Sports Maui Invitational, which is easily the nation's best ...

McD’s Week 13 Picks: Rivalry Week Part One

Saturday, November 22nd, 2008

It's McD's week 13 picks extravaganza! This week is positively loaded down with fantastic games to the point that I may not shower until 11pm eastern Saturday night. My record isn't what it should be (read: shitty) against the spread, so I'm going for broke. The sheer number of picks I'm making this ...