Archive for the ‘Kentucky Derby’ Category

Adjust Your Bets: Derby Favorite Suffers Fractured Knee

Monday, April 13th, 2009

Have you noticed lately that Kentucky Derby-related news has been cropping up? OK, probably not. But here's the first big one. A horse by the name of Old Fashioned (which is also a bourbon-based cocktail for those wanting to know), which had been tabbed as one of the favorites at this year's ...

The 134th Kentucky Derby: Who Still Gives A F**k?

Thursday, May 1st, 2008

As I say every year (well, last year anyway), I hate the Kentucky Derby. It is the most inane "major" sporting event of the entire year, and that includes several other overrated "traditions" such as the opening ceremonies of the Olympics, the Tour de France and Cubs baseball.Ahem.Last year, we ...

The 133rd Kentucky Derby: What The F**k Ever

Thursday, May 3rd, 2007

Usually, I'm able to satisfy my need to gamble during football's offseason with cockfights and the Little League World Series. But with the Kentucky Derby coming up, we thought we'd break down the field, offer some predictions, and admit that we really don't care about the Derby. After all, it's ...