Archive for the ‘Golf’ Category

Tale Of The Tape: Tiger Woods vs. Alex Rodriguez

Wednesday, December 30th, 2009

With Tiger Woods now allegedly shacked up with Mistress No. 1, Rachel Uchitel, and the falling of the Axis of Evil that was the pairing of Alex Rodriguez and Kate Hudson, we've been thinking a lot about these two athletes and their sex lives. We obviously all know about Tiger's ...

Apparently, Tiger Woods Thinks He’s Don Draper

Thursday, December 10th, 2009

Throughout this whole Tiger Woods sleeping around scandal a few cringe-worthy things have become obvious about golf's former golden boy. First, Woods obviously has an insatiable sexual appetite. The dude apparently has lots of freaky, non-marital sex. Second, while a few of his mistresses weren't bad looking, he wasn't really picky. Apparently ...

Actual Legal Analysis Of The Tiger Woods Marriage Situation

Thursday, December 3rd, 2009

With all the media hoopla surrounding the Tiger Woods cheating/getting beaten up by his waifish wife/crashing his car situation fiasco saga, we thought it would be a good idea to tap one of our most underused and undervalued sources of knowledge. We haven't really seen anyone breaking down this thing ...

Somebody Needs to Buy Robert Allenby a Beer

Wednesday, October 14th, 2009

First let's dispense with the disclaimer: I'm a huge Anthony Kim fan. Love the aggressive nature with which this dude plays golf. He's a birdie machine when he gets rolling. I do enjoy a decorative belt buckle from time to time as well. It also helps that we're in the same ...

Melanie Oudin’s Grunting Is Uncomfortable

Thursday, September 10th, 2009

I was watching the U.S. Open Wednesday night, since I had to check out this young tennis phenom everyone has been astir over. Melanie Oudin is apparently the real deal - though she got destroyed last night. She's the youngest player to reach the quarterfinals at the U.S. Open since ...

Nineteen Years Ago An Angel Appeared In Flushing

Tuesday, September 8th, 2009

The U.S. Open, more than any other tennis tournament, is the showplace for tennis hotties. As a Grand Slam, it has one of the largest fields (therefore more chances for hotness) and the TV exposure is far greater. Plus, at Wimbledon you're encouraged to dress lady-like. And the French is ...

Tiger Pulled A Phil

Monday, August 17th, 2009

It finally happened. Tiger Woods blew a lead after 54 holes at a major for the first time in his career. He failed, he folded, he fell apart, and like everything else he does, Tiger did it spectacularly. To put it another way: Tiger Woods pulled a Phil Mickelson. Woods blitzed ...

Weekend Link Dump! Brought To You By Hexing Tiger Woods

Friday, August 14th, 2009

And yes, before you ask, this is a blatant attempt to create a little drama at Hazeltine this weekend because it sure as hell looks like Tiger is gonna run away with this thing. I don't necessarily want him to lose; I just want something to watch on Saturday and ...