Archive for the ‘Go America’ Category

Penn State Player Joins Library Pen-15 Club

Thursday, April 3rd, 2008

It looks like a Penn State men's basketball player finally found a way for his classmates to notice that he exists... by jerking off in the school library.Nittany Lions junior guard Stanley Pringle -- once he drops (trou), he can't stop -- approached a female student in the stacks and ...

Georgia Secedes From The (Football) Union

Tuesday, February 5th, 2008

The state of Georgia really hates the BCS. Georgia lawmakers have passed a resolution 151-9 that states the NCAA should institute a playoff system and crown a "true national championship." The resolution calls the BCS "the greatest disappointment of the 2007 college football season" obviously because their beloved Georgia Bulldogs ...

The Case For Colt Brennan

Tuesday, December 4th, 2007

It seems as though we're in a Hawai'i state of mind around here lately. Maybe it's the injustice done to them by the BCS. Maybe it's lingering hatred/jealousy of Phillips and his family spending every Thanksgiving on Maui. Or maybe it's the myriad stories that are coming to the mainland ...

Week 14 Picks: Conference Championship Week

Friday, November 30th, 2007

It's championship week in college football, one of the best weeks there is. Yet it's also sad because it's the last full week of games for the season. After this, it's all bowl predictions and I can only creep towards .500 one game at a time. It's just not the ...

Why Is Anyone Gambling On Tennis?

Thursday, October 4th, 2007

There is a mushrooming scandal in professional tennis currently and, let's face it, it's not exactly big news in America. For years and years, apparently, tennis players have been approached by gamblers and offered money to throw matches. I know what you're thinking: why isn't he writing about more important ...

UFC 74 Preview: What Did The Five Fingers Say To The Face?

Thursday, August 23rd, 2007

Once again, the UFC has a storyline that's too fun to pass up. Randy "The Natural" Couture's 44-year-old ass is defending his title against the Cro Cop-killa, Gabriel Gonzaga. We're not paying for it ourselves, but we will be viewing the action at a local establishment and making loud, jingoistic ...

Our Boys Overseas Came Through

Wednesday, July 25th, 2007

Anyone notice a distinct lack of an end-of-the-world feeling on July 15th? Admittedly, it was 10 days ago, but try and think back because on that day, America reclaimed its rightful place in worldwide sports. We know you were all on the edge of your seats, but we thought we'd ...