Archive for the ‘Go America’ Category

Ryder Cup 2008: Azinger Sets Up Valhalla to Help Americans

Tuesday, September 9th, 2008

We'll bet you haven't been thinking about golf much since Tiger Woods won the U.S. Open on one leg, have you? Well, we are one week away from the beginning of Ryder Cup practice. And we love us some Ryder Cup, so it's time to start priming everybody up for ...

Five Reasons To Watch The British Open

Wednesday, July 16th, 2008

At least two of the five of us on this site are golf obsessives, so it's a big week for us as it's time for the 2008 Open Championship at Royal Birkdale in England. Yet, with Tiger at home recovering, many are wondering whether there'll be anything interesting to watch ...

A Modest Proposal For The 2008 Ryder Cup

Sunday, July 13th, 2008

We've previously opined on the travesty that will happen in September at the 2008 Ryder Cup Matches in Kentucky. To wit: Kenny Perry is doing his best to play on the American squad by avoiding the U.S. and British Opens - the biggest stages in golf - and playing in ...

Think He’ll Make It Through The Night?

Tuesday, April 22nd, 2008

It's the AFC Championship game. My beloved San Diego Chargers are playing the hateful New England Patriots only this time they're winning. In fact, they're kneeling on the ball to run the clock out as the Patriots are out of timeouts.But wait. What's this? The Chargers fumbled the exchange on ...

Totally Badass Sign

Sunday, April 20th, 2008

One of my biggest pet peeves involves people who go to ballgames and hold up completely lame signs that turn the call letters of the TV station covering the game into some inane message. Usually, it looks something like this:Eva Longoria LovesSpursParkerNudityDon't even get me started on the people who ...

Penn State Player Joins Library Pen-15 Club

Thursday, April 3rd, 2008

It looks like a Penn State men's basketball player finally found a way for his classmates to notice that he exists... by jerking off in the school library.Nittany Lions junior guard Stanley Pringle -- once he drops (trou), he can't stop -- approached a female student in the stacks and ...

Georgia Secedes From The (Football) Union

Tuesday, February 5th, 2008

The state of Georgia really hates the BCS. Georgia lawmakers have passed a resolution 151-9 that states the NCAA should institute a playoff system and crown a "true national championship." The resolution calls the BCS "the greatest disappointment of the 2007 college football season" obviously because their beloved Georgia Bulldogs ...

The Case For Colt Brennan

Tuesday, December 4th, 2007

It seems as though we're in a Hawai'i state of mind around here lately. Maybe it's the injustice done to them by the BCS. Maybe it's lingering hatred/jealousy of Phillips and his family spending every Thanksgiving on Maui. Or maybe it's the myriad stories that are coming to the mainland ...