Archive for the ‘Detroit Sucks’ Category

Just When You Thought It Couldn’t Get Worse…

Tuesday, October 20th, 2009

Nope, this post has nothing to do with Jim Zorn. Or Norv Turner. Or the St. Louis Rams. We're talking about Detroit. Just when we thought things had bottomed-out in the D, we heard that the Detroit Shock will be moving to Tulsa. Of course, this might actually be the light at the ...

On The Prowl

Wednesday, September 2nd, 2009

Without a doubt, one of my favorite things in the world is the annual cheesy NFL Films team yearbook. No matter how bad, every team out there gets one, and no one in the world does a better job in the fine art of polishing a turd than the NFL ...

A Classic Blog Post

Monday, January 5th, 2009

Some of you may have spent your New Year's attending or watching a college bowl game. Zzzzzzz. For me, it was Hockey Day in America, and the epicenter was Wrigley Field in Chicago. Or at least as close as I could get to Wrigley without having to pay over $300 for ...

Worst Year…Ever! We’re Not Lion.

Monday, December 29th, 2008

So Detroit Lions fans, it was a bad year. No shit, Sherlock, I know. Usually I wouldn’t give a damn about the hopes and dreams of Lions fans. I’m a Bears fan. Y’all can really burn in hell for all I could care. That’s what Barry Sanders and Herman Moore will ...

From The Files of Police Squad

Thursday, September 4th, 2008

Outside of sports, the thing I like reading about the most is anything that can be tagged "stupid criminals" or "news of the weird." Actually, to be honest, I like those stories even more than sports. There just isn't much of a market for beat writers in news of the ...

Strong Men Also Cry

Thursday, July 31st, 2008

The greatest highlight of the hilariously lopsided Kyle Farnsworth for Pudge Rodriguez deal (think Pau Gasol for Kwame Brown) is that the man's man, Farnsworth, broke down in tears upon learning that he had been dealt to the Tigers. Unfortunately, I can't find video footage of this online, so I just ...

STOP THE PRESSES!

Wednesday, July 23rd, 2008

Remember in the 1989 version of Batman, when the Joker says, "This town needs an enema?" On Tuesday night the WNBA got its enema, because for the first time in league history, something interesting has happened. L.A. Sparks rookie Candace Parker -- considered to by many to be the only reason ...