Archive for the ‘Detroit Sucks’ Category
Tuesday, October 20th, 2009
Nope, this post has nothing to do with Jim Zorn. Or Norv Turner. Or the St. Louis Rams.
We're talking about Detroit.
Just when we thought things had bottomed-out in the D, we heard that the Detroit Shock will be moving to Tulsa.
Of course, this might actually be the light at the ...
Posted in Detroit, Detroit Sucks, WNBA | 8 Comments »
Wednesday, September 2nd, 2009
Without a doubt, one of my favorite things in the world is the annual cheesy NFL Films team yearbook. No matter how bad, every team out there gets one, and no one in the world does a better job in the fine art of polishing a turd than the NFL ...
Posted in Cincinnati Bengals, Detroit Sucks, NFL | 1 Comment »
Monday, January 5th, 2009
Some of you may have spent your New Year's attending or watching a college bowl game. Zzzzzzz.
For me, it was Hockey Day in America, and the epicenter was Wrigley Field in Chicago. Or at least as close as I could get to Wrigley without having to pay over $300 for ...
Posted in Chicago Blackhawks, Detroit Red Wings, Detroit Sucks, NHL, Patrick Kane | 1 Comment »
Monday, December 29th, 2008
So Detroit Lions fans, it was a bad year. No shit, Sherlock, I know.
Usually I wouldn’t give a damn about the hopes and dreams of Lions fans. I’m a Bears fan. Y’all can really burn in hell for all I could care. That’s what Barry Sanders and Herman Moore will ...
Posted in Cleveland Spiders, Detroit Lions, Detroit Sucks, Jim Morrison, Jimi Henrdix, Lindsay Lohan, Napoleon, Pee-wee Herman, Robespierre | 5 Comments »
Thursday, September 4th, 2008
Outside of sports, the thing I like reading about the most is anything that can be tagged "stupid criminals" or "news of the weird." Actually, to be honest, I like those stories even more than sports. There just isn't much of a market for beat writers in news of the ...
Posted in Detroit Sucks, Monta Ellis, News of the Weird, Smokin' Jayhawks, Tatum Bell | 1 Comment »
Thursday, July 31st, 2008
The greatest highlight of the hilariously lopsided Kyle Farnsworth for Pudge Rodriguez deal (think Pau Gasol for Kwame Brown) is that the man's man, Farnsworth, broke down in tears upon learning that he had been dealt to the Tigers.
Unfortunately, I can't find video footage of this online, so I just ...
Posted in Bad Trades, Chicago Cubs, Detroit Sucks, Detroit Tigers, Kyle Farnsworth, New York Yankees | 6 Comments »
Wednesday, July 23rd, 2008
Remember in the 1989 version of Batman, when the Joker says, "This town needs an enema?" On Tuesday night the WNBA got its enema, because for the first time in league history, something interesting has happened.
L.A. Sparks rookie Candace Parker -- considered to by many to be the only reason ...
Posted in Candace Parker, Detroit Sucks, Holy Shit, WNBA | 3 Comments »
