Archive for the ‘D-Bag Of The Week’ Category

D-Bag Of The Week: Norv Turner

Monday, October 1st, 2007

In case you hadn't noticed, this feature took a bit of a break because we were trying to figure out where to put it during the week. Since football has started we decided to put it on Sunday night/Monday morning so we could include all of that action in our ...

D-Bag Of The Week: Karl Dorrell

Tuesday, September 18th, 2007

So you're Karl Dorrell, you've got the No. 11 team in the country at UCLA, 1o returning starters on an excellent defense and you've got a nice little out of conference cupcake in 0-2 Utah before returning home for the start of conference play. No problem motivating your team for ...

D-Bag Of The Week: Charlie Weis

Saturday, September 1st, 2007

How incredibly idiotic and arrogant (and fat) do you have to be to claim that you're not revealing who your starting quarterback is, despite the fact that you've already chosen him? I guess we could just ask Charlie Weis and get the answer from the Manatee's mouth, or we could ...

D-Bag Of The Week: Lou Holtz

Monday, August 27th, 2007

Last week there were so many possibilities for this award. But in the end, we had to go with an old standard. An old standard who left us scratching our heads yet again. Well, OK, he left McD scratching his head and he left me throwing things at the TV ...

D-Bag Of The Week: Spencer Pratt

Sunday, August 19th, 2007

I know this award is supposed to go to the worst in sports every week, but if sucking at life was a sport, this week's recipient would be a Hall of Famer. So without further adieu let's get into it. This week's winner is Spencer Pratt, the waste of skin ...

D-Bag Of The Week: Steely McBeam

Friday, August 10th, 2007

I don't know about you, but when I think of the Pittsburgh Steelers I think of toughness, a good old-fashioned cold-weather, smash-mouth football team. I think Jerome Bettis, Mean Joe Greene, Franco Harris and Terry Bradshaw. Maybe once in a while I think of Ben Roethlisberger's face flying through a ...

D-Bag(s) Of The Week: The Astros Pitching Staff

Friday, August 3rd, 2007

This week's winner of the Douchebag of the Week Award was really tough to pick. We thought about Andy Roddick because of his lame "it was the Big Mac's fault" excuse but we gave him a pass. Ruslan Chagaev also got some consideration for backing out of his October heavyweight ...