Archive for the ‘Assholeface’ Category
Tuesday, June 30th, 2009
Gonna keep this one short and sweet because I'm doing a celebratory dance as I type this. Kelvin Sampson's appeal of the NCAA's restrictions on him has been denied. DENIED, I tell you.
You suck, assholeface. Go fuck yourself for screwing IU's basketball program up, for making the fans believe for ...
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Tuesday, March 3rd, 2009
The Indiana Hoosiers had their senior night Tuesday against Michigan State, and though they lost to the Spartans 64-59, the night was all about IU's lone senior, Kyle Taber.
Taber is the last holdover from the Mike Davis era of IU hoops. He's been through four head coaches in his time ...
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Monday, February 23rd, 2009
A couple of weeks ago we told you that Kelvin Sampson cursed the Milwaukee Bucks with his mere presence. Maybe you were a skeptic and didn't believe us. You think curses are kid stuff for silly people.
But Bango believes.
Who is Bango?
He's only been the Bucks' mascot since 1977. And for ...
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Tuesday, February 10th, 2009
When Scott Skiles decided to hire Kelvin Sampson to be his assistant coach in Milwaukee prior to this season, he probably didn't think it was much of a risk. Sure, Ole Assholeface may have been cast out of the collegiate game for his transgressions at Oklahoma and Indiana, but he ...
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Wednesday, January 28th, 2009
In case you weren't aware, I hate Kelvin Sampson so much that picturing him suffering like Sisyphus in Milwaukee doesn't even bring a smile to my face. His name only exits my mouth on rare occasions, usually preceded by the type of unhinged cursing reserved only for the San Diego ...
Posted in Assholeface, College Basketball, Ill Behaved Individuals, Indiana University, Kelvin Sampson, Milwaukee Bucks, NBA, NCAA Rules | 5 Comments »
