Archive for the ‘Arsenal’ Category

Robin van Persie Cherishes Your Not So Lovely Lady Parts

Wednesday, November 18th, 2009

I’m not proud of it, but I often use the phrase, “I’m hoping to be knee deep in placenta tonight.” Obviously, I don’t actually want to be covered in afterbirth up to my knees. It’s a gross suggestion that I’d like to get carnal. I tell you this because Arsenal ...

What’s The Big Oktober-Fuss?

Wednesday, September 23rd, 2009

Talk about an identity crisis. Germany's former national team goalkeeper Jens Lehmann was suspended by his team, Stuttgart, because the goalie was seen at Oktoberfest only hours after Stuttgart lost 2-0 to Cologne. The club benched Lehmann because he didn’t tell the team he was going. Lehmann is 39-years old.  He ...

The Complete 2009/10 Champions League Group Stage Preview

Monday, September 14th, 2009

Ah, Champions League soccer. The thing that spices up midweek, mid-afternoon days for unemployed sportsbums or just lazy college kids. And it's pretty damn good entertainment - footy fan or no. It's the best in the world doing something very few can. Appreciate it. Last year, Lionel Messi led Barcelona to the ...

TheBaker’s Annual English Premier League Preview

Tuesday, August 11th, 2009

The English Premier League season begins this weekend, and as you know, we hear at Rumors and Rants are big footie fans. We try to keep you in the loop each and every EPL season. And for the most part, we're wrong. We always overrate Tottenham and believe this is the ...