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Jamie Moyer Ready To Join Geriatric All-Stars

Sunday, November 6th, 2011

Jamie Moyer wants to pitch again. I repeat, soon to be 49-year old Jamie Moyer wants to pitch again. And according to Ken Rosenthal, he just may be able to. Last week Rosenthal tweeted, "Jamie Moyer threw for scouts last Thursday in SD area. Reports from scouts excellent. Nearly a year removed ...

Don’t Ask Michael Chopra To Pick A Winner

Wednesday, November 2nd, 2011

Well-traveled English soccer player Michael Chopra claims $3 million in gambling debts. I know, peanuts. Charles Barkley lost $10 million gambling. But since you've never heard of Michael Chopra (that is unless you're a Newcastle fan), he can't afford that much red ink. Per BBC News: "Your first bet's your worst bet. As ...

Let’s Play Some Russian Roulette In A British Courtroom

Tuesday, November 1st, 2011

It's been called the Lawsuit of the Year. A team owner in the midst of a high-profile breakup that could cost big bucks. No, I'm not talking about Frank and Jaime McCourt and the Los Angeles Dodgers. (Though who doesn't love limo driver-induced infidelity that brings one of MLB's banner franchises to ...

Who Knew Roger Clemens Was A Biggie Smalls Fan?

Wednesday, October 26th, 2011

I'm sure Roger Clemens loves it when people call him Big Poppa, but I always figured The Rocket to be more of a Brooks & Dunn guy. However on Tuesday, Clemens evoked Biggie Smalls in federal court in an effort to save himself some chedda/scrilla/dough. The seven-time Cy Young winner asked ...

Gaddafi Straddled The Liverpudlian Fence

Tuesday, October 25th, 2011

Muammar Gaddafi's death this week sparked celebrations as well as outrage - all the while rocking the Liverpool soccer community. How, you ask? According to British newspaper, The Mirror, Qaddafi was a big supporter of Everton FC: "Everton's win against Sunderland will have provided some temporary relief for one of their biggest fans. ...

Indiana University Football Gets Taken To The Mat

Monday, September 26th, 2011

I'm sure our audience's patience has been exasperated by our insistence on bringing you constant ramblings involving Indiana University football. But hey, we're proud alums and apparently enjoy self-torture. But just when you think it can't get any worse, another fall Saturday rolls around. Luckily, I was at a wedding Saturday night ...

When Questionable Footwear Meets Joey Barton

Friday, September 9th, 2011

I hate Uggs. Can't stand them. Think they should be thrown into the Waponi Volcano along with Joe Banks. I'm no fashion critic (I leave that to my fashion designer brother), but the fluffy boots are aptly named (meaning they're ugly). I first started seeing these monstrosities while in college. Initially, it ...