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Dancing Drew Stanton wins NFL Week 10 internet

Monday, November 16th, 2015

The Arizona Cardinals went a long way towards wrapping up the NFC West on Sunday night, taking a 3-game lead in the division with seven games remaining thanks to a 39-32 win in Seattle. But the One True Champion of Sunday night, and all of Week 10 in the NFL, was ...

Jay Cutler surpasses Sid Luckman in Bears record book

Tuesday, November 10th, 2015

For the vast majority of NFL teams, "the greatest quarterback in franchise history" played sometime within the last 30 years. The passing game has advanced leaps and bounds in that era, so it makes sense. There are exceptions, of course -- you could argue that the Cowboys and Steelers have to ...

Nats to unexpectedly offer managing job to Dusty Baker

Tuesday, November 3rd, 2015

In Dusty the Washington Nationals trust. CBS Sports baseball insider Jon Heyman broke the news that the Nats will offer Baker their managerial job, which comes as a stunner after it was widely reported to be a done deal that former Padres manager Bud Black would get the gig. According to Heyman, ...

Browns fan ranks every loss since 1999 in order of pain

Wednesday, October 28th, 2015

If you are grasping for something to be thankful for this week, a good place to start is "not a Cleveland Browns fan." But if you are a Browns fan, worry not! We've found something for you that is a much more fruitful use of your time than leaping off the ...

Report: Bills forgot to charge batteries for QB headset

Sunday, October 25th, 2015

The Buffalo Bills were fresh out of batteries but still making noise in their 34-31 loss to the Jaguars in London. Unfortunately, that noise was static in the wireless headset between quarterback EJ Manuel and offensive coordinator Greg Roman, which does not help the cause when you're already as challenged ...

Kudos to ESPN GameDay for picking James Madison

Tuesday, October 20th, 2015

ESPN's GameDay traveling circus is going way off the radar this week, traveling to Division I-AA (FCS) James Madison as the Dukes play host to rival Richmond.  It's a big game at that level as JMU goes into the game ranked 4th in the FCS and Richmond 11th, but the ...

Cubs vs. Mets: Let It Be

Friday, October 16th, 2015

It was a lesson I learned early. Oddly enough, at least if you find coincidences odd, it was the last time the Mets and Dodgers met in the postseason -- 1988. My dad and I were out playing catch in the vacant lot next to our house when he asked who ...

Eddie Vedder keeps score at baseball games; rules at life

Tuesday, October 13th, 2015

You know what's really rock'n fuckin' roll? Not destroying hotel rooms or bangin' groupies or smashing guitars or tripping balls on acid. Nope, that stuff's all old hat now. The new rock'n'roll move is keeping score at baseball games. This fact was proven by Pearl Jam front man Eddie Vedder -- ...