Anyone who has visited Europe knows it’s a beautiful place. And if you haven’t? Well, then you better get there quick because the Chinese are about it to burn it to the ground.
Don’t believe me? Check out this Chinese television advertisement for its upcoming coverage of Euro2012.
Maybe they’re pissed about defaulted loans. All I know is, I’m glad America has xenophobes like Eric Cartman to make sure we’re wise to Chinese plots of world domination.