Archive for November, 2011

Chicago Cubs Contact Albert Pujols

Wednesday, November 30th, 2011

We all knew this was coming - if for no other reason than to annoy the crap out of St. Louis Cardinals fans - but the Chicago Cubs formally made contact with representatives of free agent first baseman Albert Pujols. The three-time MVP is represented by Dan Lozano and while ...

Robert Allenby Wants a Piece of Geoff Ogilvy

Tuesday, November 29th, 2011

Golf can be so vanilla that colorful storylines often get significant attention: Tiger's fall from grace, John Daly being himself on and off the course for the better part of 25 years, and lately, the character that is Robert Allenby, who witnesses claim wanted to fight fellow Aussie Geoff Ogilvy ...

Ohio State Hires The Family Guy

Tuesday, November 29th, 2011

Ohio State hired well-known Family Guy Peter Griffin Urban Meyer on Monday to coach its football team. Less than a year ago, Meyer stepped down from his post at Florida to spend more time with his family. Apparently, that family is incredibly boring. Or maybe they smell funny. Either way, coaching the ...

Lindsey Vonn Getting Divorced

Tuesday, November 29th, 2011

Hey remember Lindsey Vonn? The attractive female skier who was the talk of the 2010 Winter Olympics? You know her, she's talented, good-looking, seems to have a decent personality and she's also rich. Well, now you can add single to her resume, as her husband of four years filed for ...

All Is Not Fine In Syracuse

Monday, November 28th, 2011

Oh, how I long for the days of UNLV players partying in a hot tub with a shady booster being the biggest scandal in college sports. Syracuse fired basketball assistant coach Bernie Fine on Sunday when it became undeniably clear that the guy is a serious creep. That was the same ...