Ten Ideas Worse Than A J.J. Redick Rap Album

September 28, 2010 – 11:49 pm by Ryan Phillips

With the news hitting the internet that J.J. Redick would be releasing a rap album, I frankly couldn’t think of a worse idea initially. The most hated white player in NCAA basketball history venturing into the rap game? Really? Whose idea was this? I really want to know. Has to be the worst idea ever, right? (And we’ve come across some pretty bad ideas in the past).

Well after hours of considering it, I was able to come up with 10 ideas that might, MIGHT, be worse than putting money behind a J.J. Redick rap album.

1. Hiring Rex Ryan to narrate a children’s story.

2. A Charlie Weis sex tape.

3. A reality show entitled “Fatherhood” starring Antonio Cromartie.

4. Getting involved in a land war in Asia.

5. Signing Milton Bradley.

6. A Coach K polka album.

7. Hiring Dick Vitale to do the audio book for All Quiet on the Western Front.

8. Writing Moneyball II: The Story of the Pittsburgh Pirates.

9. Introducing Delonte West to your mom.

10. Drafting JaMarcus Russell.

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  1. 6 Responses to “Ten Ideas Worse Than A J.J. Redick Rap Album”

  2. A J.J. Redick rap album? Inconceivable!

    By McD on Sep 29, 2010

  3. I stopped reading after number two.

    I just…I just couldn’t stop the vomiting.

    Was 2a. Hiring him as a head coach? And then allowing him to install TWO defensive coordinators?

    By MJenks on Sep 29, 2010

  4. How is a Charlie Weis sex tape not #1?

    By RFS on Sep 29, 2010

  5. RFS,
    These were in no particular order. How could you possibly order such horrid-ness?

    MJ,
    Yes that was certainly considered.

    By Phillips on Sep 29, 2010

  6. I wouldn’t say numbers 4, 5 or 10 are worse. Those will cost SIGNIFICANTLY more than buying JJ’s shitty-ass rap album.

    By Cousin Charlie on Sep 29, 2010

  7. How dare you insult J J redick, coach K, and dicky v. And you called redick the most hated player in ncaa history. Try tyler hansborough.

    By Justin on Mar 28, 2011

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