In honor of Miami Dolphins GM Jeff Ireland being a complete idiot, we decided to create a list of questions that NFL front office guys should probably avoid asking in the future. Apparently, some one needs to tell them what not to say. You know, because of all the godlike power an NFL executive wields.
I heard you hung out with Deion Sanders a while back. What other things that were cool in the mid-90’s have you done?
So how about that black president, huh?
Have you ever appeared on any MTV reality shows, including 16 & Pregnant or Parental Control?
Does Valtrex actually work for you? I’m not seeing much improvement.
Discuss the narrative framework of Barbara Kingsolver’s The Bean Trees. In what ways is this a “local color” novel? Be sure to discuss the real vs. symbolic nature of the characters and the various political statements made by the author throughout the book. In what ways are the two main characters “real”? In what ways are they stereotypes/parodies? How does this affect the narration throughout the course of the story?
I want to be on you.
Would you be the police officer in my Village People tribute band?
Gayer Fox Network creation: Glee or Adam Lambert? (actually, this one might be a good question)
I’m not wearing any underwear. Immediate reaction?
So a Mexican, a Jew and a ni … heyyyyy whoaa. Almost got me to say it didn’t ya?
Is it true that if I kill Bill Parcells, I become him?
Better Tarantino flick: Inglourious Basterds or Kill Bill? WRONG. The answer is Jackie Brown. I’m down, man.
Double Dare or Legends of the Hidden Temple?
Me, you, Lexington Steel and some nitrous oxide. You in?
I really wish I was on Pandora right now, don’t you?