For Dolphins GM Jeff Ireland: Some Other Things You Shouldn’t Say

April 28, 2010 – 12:04 pm by McD

In honor of Miami Dolphins GM Jeff Ireland being a complete idiot, we decided to create a list of questions that NFL front office guys should probably avoid asking in the future. Apparently, some one needs to tell them what not to say. You know, because of all the godlike power an NFL executive wields.

I heard you hung out with Deion Sanders a while back. What other things that were cool in the mid-90′s have you done?

So how about that black president, huh?

Have you ever appeared on any MTV reality shows, including 16 & Pregnant or Parental Control?

Does Valtrex actually work for you? I’m not seeing much improvement.

Discuss the narrative framework of Barbara Kingsolver’s The Bean Trees. In what ways is this a “local color” novel? Be sure to discuss the real vs. symbolic nature of the characters and the various political statements made by the author throughout the book. In what ways are the two main characters “real”? In what ways are they stereotypes/parodies? How does this affect the narration throughout the course of the story?

I want to be on you.

Would you be the police officer in my Village People tribute band?

Gayer Fox Network creation: Glee or Adam Lambert? (actually, this one might be a good question)

I’m not wearing any underwear. Immediate reaction?

So a Mexican, a Jew and a ni … heyyyyy whoaa. Almost got me to say it didn’t ya?

Is it true that if I kill Bill Parcells, I become him?

Better Tarantino flick: Inglourious Basterds or Kill Bill? WRONG. The answer is Jackie Brown. I’m down, man.

Double Dare or Legends of the Hidden Temple?

Me, you, Lexington Steel and some nitrous oxide. You in?

I really wish I was on Pandora right now, don’t you?

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  1. 9 Responses to “For Dolphins GM Jeff Ireland: Some Other Things You Shouldn’t Say”

  2. I couldn’t have said it better myself. I will love this post for eternity.

    By Hick Flick on Apr 28, 2010

  3. Jeff, is your mom a hooker? Do you know who your mom is? If not, do you think Bill might know and if so why? (I typed all that out loud didn’t I?)

    By roy peiser on Apr 29, 2010

  4. waaa,he gave me 20 million dollars and asked a question about my mother.waaaaa. if i’m giving someone a 20 million dollar contract, i’m gonna know everything about this person period. inot only want to know who your mama had sex with, i want to know how much she charged and if she took food stamps.

    By jim on Apr 29, 2010

  5. Morning Jeff, Is Your Mother A WHORE? YOU Dumb Asshole?

    By Ernie Lee on Apr 29, 2010

  6. Those questions are for a P.I. to figure out, not a GM.It’s not something to ask someone in an interview, no matter how rich the investment.

    By Hick Flick on Apr 29, 2010

  7. Double Dare > Legends and it’s not even close.

    By cleet on Apr 29, 2010

  8. wow you people are retarded this isnt that big of a deal you people talking shit need to get a life and i would tell all your moms that thre whores and u wont do shit

    By T-Mike on Apr 29, 2010

  9. He didn’t ask if she was a whore, that is public knowledge. He asked if she is STILL a whore. What’s wrong with that??? *sarcasm*

    By S-dawg on Apr 29, 2010

  10. What he ask was wrong what going on with his family that is his problem

    By Maddogg37 on Apr 30, 2010

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