I used to think that we reached our peak of embarrassment as a species back when Yankees fans established a world record for the most people simultaneously doing the Macarena. (It’s hard to believe that no one has been able to get more than 50,000 people to dance to Los Del Rio since 1996, isn’t it?)
Well, good news, folks. We’ve gone and topped ourselves. And I’m sad to say that Yankees fans are no longer the lamest people on earth.
On Friday night, fans at a Cleveland Cavaliers game set a new world record as 20,000 people donned a Snuggie at the same time. Wow. Just wow. Have we no self-respect left for ourselves? Even those of us who live in Cleveland?
Anyway, who’s up for setting the new world record for most people doing the Macarena in a Snuggie? I think I can book a venue.