Archive for January, 2010

John Wall Isn’t Having Fun At Kentucky

Sunday, January 31st, 2010

After Kentucky's loss at South Carolina head coach John Calipari reportedly called out star point guard John Wall, saying the freshman had "played awful." Wall, told this much to a reporter from Lex18.com. The probable No. 1 pick in the 2010 NBA Draft then went on to say he wasn't hadn't ...

Fast Willie Might Be Old, But Still Fast Enough For Plodding Bears

Thursday, January 28th, 2010

On Tuesday, I expounded on the Chicago Bears' inability to land an offensive coordinator for next season.  Reasons range from Lovie Smith's job security (or lack thereof) to a petulant quarterback behind an aged offensive line. But could one possible reason for candidates jolting the Bears be the fact that Chicago ...

Hot Tub Time Machine Brings Us Criminal QBs And Defeats

Wednesday, January 27th, 2010

So I’m sitting in this hot tub with three other middle-aged dudes, getting drunk, having a blast and then BAM! all of the sudden the water starts spinning and the next thing I know we’re in 1986. Sounds retarded, right? Well ladies and gentlemen, I give you the premise for “Hot Tub ...

Your Official Ridiculous Colts’ Super Bowl XLIV E-Mail Thread

Wednesday, January 27th, 2010

Every group has one. That one nut. A crazed fan who spouts off stats more than The Situation lifts his shirt. I have a friend who qualifies. He is without a doubt the most ridiculous sports fan I've ever encountered. I swear, if this kid put half as much effort into ...

Vernon Gholston Is Doing Just Great

Tuesday, January 26th, 2010

We've mentioned before that New York Jets linebacker Vernon Gholston is one of the biggest draft busts in NFL history, but now things are just getting better and better for Ohio State's version of Mike Mamula. Gholston was supposed to arrive in the NFL and have the same type of impact ...

No Offense Lovie, But I’d Rather Work For Al Davis

Tuesday, January 26th, 2010

Since the conclusion of the regular season, the Chicago Bears have been in search of new offensive and defensive coordinators. Chicago’s D has been a mess since Ron Rivera was allowed to walk following the Super Bowl run three years ago. While Lovie Smith decided to keep the other Ron (Turner) instead ...

Glen Davis Is An Idiot

Monday, January 25th, 2010

This non-story just came across the wire and for inexplicable reasons got me fired up. Glen "Big Baby" Davis has decided he wants to change his image. The first step is to drop the nickname "Big Baby." Davis claims that from now on he wants to be known as "Uno ...

Vince Carter Already Out Of Favor In Orlando

Thursday, January 21st, 2010

In a story that should surprise no one, Vince Carter has been a complete disappointment since arriving in Orlando this offseason. Carter arrived from New Jersey in a June trade that sent Courtney Lee, Rafer Alston and Tony Battie out of Orlando and brought in Carter and Ryan Anderson. The addition ...

Link Dump!

Wednesday, January 20th, 2010

Patrick Patterson is coming back? Maybe? Possibly? - Strait Pinkie Did Norv Turner deserve his contract extension? Will I make every link a question? - No Guts, No Glory The 19 all-time greatest Tiger-related shirts - Busted Coverage The Giants lowballed the crap out of Tim Lincecum - Sharapova's Thigh Your daily Mark Sanchez ...

Kiffin, USC Finally Make Another Coaching Hire

Wednesday, January 20th, 2010

Since he took the job as head football coach at the University of Southern California Lane Kiffin has been a busy man. He deftly avoided being lynched in Knoxville, dodged a fistfight with the perpetually annoying T.J. Simers, has managed to solidify all 14 of the Trojans' committed recruits ...