Archive for November, 2009

Eric Mangini Isn’t The Popular Kid

Wednesday, November 18th, 2009

Cleveland Browns head coach Eric Mangini's troubles this season are well documented, and virtually everyone agrees that management is actively looking for his replacement after less than a year in charge of the team. The great thing about the Mangini Saga in Cleveland has been the waves of people inside ...

Robin van Persie Cherishes Your Not So Lovely Lady Parts

Wednesday, November 18th, 2009

I’m not proud of it, but I often use the phrase, “I’m hoping to be knee deep in placenta tonight.” Obviously, I don’t actually want to be covered in afterbirth up to my knees. It’s a gross suggestion that I’d like to get carnal. I tell you this because Arsenal ...

Link Dump! Brought To You By Leighton Meester

Tuesday, November 17th, 2009

Leighton Meester is fantastic, as our friend Matt over at Sharapova's Thigh knows all too well. Terrelle Pryor knows how to party - Busted Coverage Brace yourself for the Matt Holliday Sweepstakes - My Sports Rumors The Knicks and Allen Iverson are talking. This is a joke, right? - New York Daily News Bud ...

Darrius Heyward-Bey Is Still Doing Just Great

Tuesday, November 17th, 2009

When the Oakland Raiders selected Maryland wide receiver Darrius Heyward-Bey with the No. 7 pick in the 2009 NFL Draft, pretty much everyone said it was one of the worst picks in league history. Talent evaluators were virtually unanimous in their claims that Heyward-Bey had tremendous speed but had issues ...

Often Times The Obvious Answer Is The Right Answer

Tuesday, November 17th, 2009

Allen Iverson and the Memphis Grizzlies have parted ways after just three games. Anybody surprised by this? You’d think someone with the initials A.I., and referred to as The Answer would have known better. The Grizzlies are a team trying to build a young core, centered around Rudy Gay and O.J. Mayo. But ...

How Do You Say, ‘Get The F Out’ In Turkish?

Tuesday, November 17th, 2009

Former England national team striker Darius Vassell was sent packing this week. Not by his team, Turkish club Ankaragucu. Instead, Vassell was told to gather his belongings by the staff of the Ankara hotel he had been living in since joining the Turkish side this summer. Vassell didn't smash any mirrors, cause ...

Chris Bosh Is Looking Good, Feeling Gorgeous

Tuesday, November 17th, 2009

Chris Bosh’s birthday isn’t until March 24th. But Shaquille O’Neal would like to wish the Toronto Raptors’ big man an early happy birthday today. Because today is RuPaul’s birthday. And how can we forget The Diesel’s public dissing of Bosh last season? After Shaq put up 45 points in a Phoenix win over Toronto ...

Manny Pacquiao Is Clearly The Best

Monday, November 16th, 2009

Despite what Floyd Mayweather may say in the coming weeks, after his complete destruction of Miguel Cotto this past Saturday, Manny Pacquiao is clearly the best pound-for-pound fighter in the world. There is absolutely no question about it. He's also one of the best to ever lace up gloves and ...

Your Week 11 College Football Scores

Saturday, November 14th, 2009

Record after week ten: 108-58, 76-88-2 AS Week 11 Picks 10 am ET: It's already week 11. I can't believe the season has gone this quickly. I'm sleeping in this morning, but will be up just in time for the opening kick for, and quick demise of, Indiana at Penn State. Fun ...

Jay Cutler: Not Well Versed In Human Anatomy

Friday, November 13th, 2009

We've done a fair bit of Jay Cutler bashing on this here blog. I've decided that I won't dedicate an entire post to his incredible five interception performance last night during the Chicago Bears' 10-6 loss to the San Francisco 49ers. I'll just say this, Cutler sucked and he did ...