Archive for September, 2009

What’s The Big Oktober-Fuss?

Wednesday, September 23rd, 2009

Talk about an identity crisis. Germany's former national team goalkeeper Jens Lehmann was suspended by his team, Stuttgart, because the goalie was seen at Oktoberfest only hours after Stuttgart lost 2-0 to Cologne. The club benched Lehmann because he didn’t tell the team he was going. Lehmann is 39-years old.  He ...

Ron Artest Says What We’re All Thinking

Tuesday, September 22nd, 2009

The Los Angeles Lakers won a world championship in 2009 and promptly re-signed virtually their entire roster ... with one exception of course. The Lake-show called Trevor Ariza's bluff and let him walk to the Houston Rockets and in turn signed the talented yet enigmatic Ron Artest away from Houston. Luckily ...

Jim Tressel May Be Buckling Under The Pressure

Monday, September 21st, 2009

No matter how good fans have it, they always want more. It’s the nature of the beast. Success gives birth to expectations, expectations breed disappointment. It’s the sports fandom way of the world. And despite winning four straight Big Ten titles, Jim Tressel seems to be on the hot seat in ...

Talk About Kicking ‘Em When They’re Down

Monday, September 21st, 2009

The Detroit Lions blow. I know, shocking. On Sunday, the Lions lost for the 19th consecutive time. The streak is the second-longest in NFL history behind only the Buccaneers' historic futility in the late 1970s.  ESPN's "NFL Live," put up the above nifty little graphic illustrating the Lions' continued failures. Chopin's "Funeral ...

Donte Whitner is Just Like Me and You

Monday, September 21st, 2009

There are moments in sports where it's comforting to know that many of these highly paid athletes are just everyday kind of people that just happen to make loads of money. Take, for example, Cubs outfielder Milton Bradley. Now put yourself in the shoes of his teammates. Everybody knows that guy ...

Is Brady Quinn’s Job In Trouble?

Monday, September 21st, 2009

Uh oh, looks like everyone's favorite former Domer might be holding a clipboard soon. Reports out of Cleveland suggest that Browns starting quarterback Brady Quinn might start losing playing time to Derek Anderson after a dismal 0-2 start to the season. Quinn probably even realizes this as he told the Cleveland ...

Well, That Was Worth It

Sunday, September 20th, 2009

Enigmatic outfielder Milton Bradley has been suspended for the remainder of the season by the Chicago Cubs. There is a very good chance his time in a Cubs uniform may also be over, despite the fact that he has two years remaining on a three-year, $30 million contract he signed ...

I Wasted $60 And An Hour, Thanks Floyd

Saturday, September 19th, 2009

Boxing sucks. If Floyd Mayweather vs. Juan Manuel Marquez is the best boxing can do, then I'm done.  Floyd might be the best boxer in the game right now, but his fights are, for the lack of a better word, boring.  We just watched 12 rounds and my friend's Pekingese running around ...

Your Week Three College Football Commentary

Saturday, September 19th, 2009

Go here for my week 3 Picks. Final: Boise State 51 Fresno State 34. VERY entertaining Friday night game. As summarized by Phillips, pretty much the whole game went like this: "It's like run into the line, run into the line, short pass for a first down, run into the line, long ...

The NBA’s Desperado: Delonte West

Friday, September 18th, 2009

Cleveland Cavaliers guard Delonte West was arrested on weapons charges Thursday night after he was pulled over driving a three-wheeled motorcycle with three loaded guns. West, who started 64 games for Cleveland last year, told the officer he was carrying a handgun in his waistband Plaxico-style. The cops searched him and ...