Marcellus Wiley and Brian Baldinger Get Fingered

September 1, 2009 – 6:56 pm by Matthew Glenesk

It’s about dinner time on Tuesday. I’m watching “NFL Live.” Trey Wingo, Mark Schlereth and Marcellus Wiley are chatting it up about my favorite quarterback Kyle Orton. Orton, the formerly bearded Bear, suffered an “open dislocation” of his index finger against his former team Sunday night.

The ESPN studio trio were discussing the impact the injury would have on Orton’s throwing – you know because it’s been so dynamic pre-injury.

As Wiley gave his take, he showed just what a dislocated index finger, NFL Style, looks like.

Ugh. I delayed dinner a good half hour after peeping at Wiley’s mangled digit.

But it left me wondering. Which is worse? Wiley’s bent lady-pleaser or Brian Baldinger’s infamous outward pinky?

Baldinger’s right pinky brings a greater understanding of why Ronnie Lott had his cut off.

We’ll let the photo evidence be the judge.

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  1. 6 Responses to “Marcellus Wiley and Brian Baldinger Get Fingered”

  2. Brian Baldinger’s finger and Dick Stockton’s face make for the worst photo ever taken.

    By Hick Flick on Sep 1, 2009

  3. Not to mention Brian Billick’s ego.

    By TheBaker on Sep 1, 2009

  4. I just threw up in my mouth a little bit…ok now it’s a lot. Yeesh. Those fingers and Stockton’s face will haunt my dreams for years.

    By Phillips on Sep 2, 2009

  5. I agree, Dick Stockton is the grossest thing in those pictures.

    By Cousin Charlie on Sep 2, 2009

  6. At least Wiley’s finger can be used for good.

    By Dave on Sep 4, 2009

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