A Big Thank You To The Big Ten Network

September 6, 2009 – 10:20 pm by Matthew Glenesk

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Apparently I’m late to the party on this one. But God damn Big Ten Network you just made my jaw drop.

Enter Melanie Collins. My roommate and I’s simultaneous response: “Damn!”

Hot damn.

Busted Coverage has already tabbed her the “Next Erin Andrews.” I eagerly await the bathroom stall pee cam.

Collins, a former bikini model, worked for NBATV but some not so flattering pics drunk girls take in college got her in some hot water. NBATV’s loss is the Big Ten Network’s gain. Now being used as an anchor on “Big Ten Tonight,” I’ll have something to look forward to while I tune in to see if Indiana has fired Bill Lynch yet.

The Penn State grad certainly gives a new meaning to Happy Valley.

Melanie could tell me IU was put on a lifetime NCAA Tournament ban, and I’d still be smiling. Shit, she could tell me my dog died and I’d be OK with it. God bless “talented” women.

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  2. Come to Butthead.

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