OK, so in reality “G.I. Joe: The Rise of Cobra” looks like it’s going to be a gigantic, steaming pile of monkey crap. But I have to be honest, the women in it look incredible. And hey, “Transformers: Revenge of the Fallen ” sucked, but Megan Fox was able to help carry that piece of CGI-enhanced dung to more than $388 million domestically in under six weeks.
Personally, I’ve always been a big fan of Rachel Nichols (the actress-model, not the reporter). She plays Scarlett in the movie. Her other achievements include: graduating from Columbia with a double major in math and economics , being really hot, “Charlie Wilson’s War” and a short appearance as the green girl in the new “Star Trek” movie.
The other hot piece of actress who looks incredible in the movie is Sienna Miller. Her character’s name is Baroness. From everything I’ve heard and read, Sienna is supposed to be one of the biggest pains in the ass in all of Hollywood. Given that and her penchant for stealing guys from their wives and children (NSFW), I’ve never really been a fan of hers. But staring at pictures of her out promoting this new flick, I’ve actually completely forgotten why I’m supposed to hate her. Tyler agrees.
In honor of “G.I. Joe: The Rise of Cobra” opening this weekend, we’re introducing you to the ladies of the film. Enjoy after the jump.