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I mean sure, the 100 meters world record is what gets you the title of “world’s fastest man,” but the 200 meters is real GD speed, and this video, friends, is as real as it gets. I bet he’s on steroids. That’s right, I said it. Now put me on ESPN with no makeup and let some douche yell at me!

This is just for Phillips: The amazing David Buehler strikes again – Examiner

‘Bama fan showing off those red state family values – Deadspin

Actually, I’m pretty sure UK fan wants Coach Cal to lie, cheat, and steal his way to 38 more wins for the Wildcats. Call me crazy – Strait Pinkie

Ah, soccer parent. The dark horse in the race against tennis parent, hockey parent, and little league parent – Busted Coverage

I probably linked this before, but I can’t help it. Kelly Gruber is fantastic…and so is that Jays jersey – Sharapova’s Thigh

That one Raiders coach is gonna talk to the cops about Tom Cable dumping him like a bee-ah-itch – National Football Post

The ’09 Yankees WOULD like Creed. I think A-Rod is gonna stay behind with Kate and the kids instead. Oh but HE’S the bad teammate – The LoHud Yankees Blog

Let’s get Denarded in here – Babes Love Baseball

Holy sh*t does Mike Ashley need to sell Newcastle and f*ck off. F**king Cockney Mafia – NUFC Blog

Wait, I thought UNC was like Spain because of the crazy racism – Every Day Should Be Saturday

A premature look at the Pats’ changes on defense – Smart Football (I love this site, though I think everyone has already caught on since dude gets a weekly piece on Dr. Saturday)

Altidore is finally heading to England to play for Hull – Soccer By Ives

It’s Dale Earnhardt The Roller Coaster! So you can go 90 mph and die just like him! – From the Marbles

How long does it take to see if this chick is a dude or not? – Real Clear Sports